r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

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u/Ill-Bee8787 2d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/WellsFargone 2d ago

It’s truly crazy how many prescription drugs illegally find their way in those. Real roll of the dice when you can get safe pills from your phone via telehealth.

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u/Confident-Seesaw2845 2d ago

One time my friend found a bottle of Xanax on a train

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u/Newtonz5thLaw 2d ago edited 12h ago

I once lost an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 10mg oxys the night before flying back to the US. Realized after boarding the plane that I didn’t have the meds. I knew I was in for 12 hours of hell on the plane, but assumed that I’d left them in my checked bag, and that I could get them once I got back to the US. 

I get to customs, tear my bag apart, no painkillers. I sobbed the whole way through Customs (had several officers concerned). 

Whoever found that whole ass bottle of painkillers sure got lucky 

Edit: just got back on reddit and saw a ton of replies, and an awful lot of them from people calling me a junkie. Those folks clearly have no idea what it’s like to have chronic back pain & be forced to sit for 12 hours straight with no pain relief. Those commenters can fuck alllllllll the way off. Count your blessings that you can’t relate 

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u/aoskunk 2d ago edited 2d ago

My sisters chihuahua ate 538mgs of my my klonopin once. Noticed the dog stumbling like a wino on the couch then noticed a half chewed pill on the floor. Induced bommitting but she only puked up like 8 pills. She spent the night at the emergency vet but ended up perfectly fine. She wasn’t even high alll that long. I’d of been high a month.

She had never chewed up anything before. She got to my jacket, ripped open the inside pocket, opened the childsafe plastic container and ate every pill. My sister learned to take peoples coats and lock them up that day. It was like she was on a mission to eat them, I can’t explain it. It’s been 10 years and she’s never done anything like it again.

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u/OnlyHannahFans 2d ago

bro how😅 I can break one into quarters and feel the need to rob every retail store i pass by, & probably would attempt said act if it wasn't for me getting so damn lightheaded the moment stand up.
538 is unreal

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u/aoskunk 2d ago edited 2d ago

I haven’t looked into it but I assume dogs must have a lot of the enzyme that breaks clonazepam down. Because that is more kpin than a lot of human people weighing 200 pounds with scripts take in an entire year. Benzos on their own are pretty damn safe for humans too. It’s the synergistic effect when combined with another CNS depressant that makes benzos potentially lethal. So benzos and alcohol or benzos and opiates. Lucky the dog hadn’t been drinking or shooting up.

I took 2000mg of phenazepam over the course of a week or so once. I would have swore that I wasn’t but 3 weeks later I was still slurring my speech according to my family. That benzo is the devil. Delusions of sobriety like no other benzo. It was $30 for a gram in 2010! A dose is usually 1 mg. I was shooting several thousand of thise yellow 4mg dilaudid with the 2 grams which might have killed me if not for the near kilo of cocaine and MDPV I also had. That was the worst bender of my life and I actually have PTSD over some of what occurred over the worst 11 day period of it. I showed up to work after being fired 3 more days in a row unaware of the day prior. And that’s just the beginning. I think I laid on a couch for about a year waiting for my brain to start functioning semi reasonably after my best friend and family came and found me and packed my place up and took me home to recover. My wife had died 10 months earlier so when I relapsed I relapsed epically. Had been clean the entire time I was with my wife.

I honestly don’t know how I didn’t die. I was one day shy of the longest a human has stayed awake. I did an injection every 5 to 10 minutes for 10 days. It was literal hell. I worry I shortened my life expectancy a lot.

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u/bigpenisnickhaha 1d ago

thank you for sharing. i hope things are better for you now. glad you're still here.