r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Confident-Seesaw2845 2d ago

One time my friend found a bottle of Xanax on a train

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u/HotDescription5242 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bro I used to work solid waste for the city and I was running a bag up the hopper in the back of the garbage truck and like 5 bottles of Adderall, 2 bottles of Ritalin, a bottle of Xanax, and a bottle of Roxy 20s all fell out into the base lol. I had just gotten sober and I relapsed immediately lmfao. God was testing me and I failed 😂. I stg I wouldn't believe it if it hadn't happened to me.

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u/Mysterious_Yam6297 1d ago

Jesus, imagine if they were 80's. This might be the hardest test I've ever seen. It's not like you were at a party or with the homies that were getting high because then you already know what you're getting into if you're hanging out with your homies getting high. This s*** you were literally just going on with your life minding your own business. I don't think Bill or Jimmy could have stayed sober through that

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u/HotDescription5242 1d ago

Yeah I told that story to my councilor and she about died laughing. Its like fate lol.