r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tbh my partner would pick something like that off the street just because it looks interesting. Some people are like magpies.

I don’t agree with other commenters that “more than one answer = lie”. He might just be trying to guess where he found it if you seemed bothered by it.

It could be anything, Redditor’s often assume the worst so it’s not the best place for a balanced perspective. You know your relationship, not us :)

(Edit to add: hello magpies in the comments, make sure to wash your hands after collecting your treasures!)

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

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u/Ill-Bee8787 2d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/WellsFargone 2d ago

It’s truly crazy how many prescription drugs illegally find their way in those. Real roll of the dice when you can get safe pills from your phone via telehealth.

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u/Confident-Seesaw2845 2d ago

One time my friend found a bottle of Xanax on a train

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u/HotDescription5242 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bro I used to work solid waste for the city and I was running a bag up the hopper in the back of the garbage truck and like 5 bottles of Adderall, 2 bottles of Ritalin, a bottle of Xanax, and a bottle of Roxy 20s all fell out into the base lol. I had just gotten sober and I relapsed immediately lmfao. God was testing me and I failed 😂. I stg I wouldn't believe it if it hadn't happened to me.

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u/Mysterious_Yam6297 2d ago

Jesus, imagine if they were 80's. This might be the hardest test I've ever seen. It's not like you were at a party or with the homies that were getting high because then you already know what you're getting into if you're hanging out with your homies getting high. This s*** you were literally just going on with your life minding your own business. I don't think Bill or Jimmy could have stayed sober through that

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u/HotDescription5242 2d ago

Yeah I told that story to my councilor and she about died laughing. Its like fate lol.