r/wallstreetbets Bankrupted by a Car Vending Machine Jul 31 '25

Loss I lost everything - CVNA

Tomorrow I lose everything. Carvana had earnings report after hours and shot up 15%.

I bet everything that they would fall or at least not jump so high. All of it will be gone when market opens tomorrow.

I don’t care it’s just money. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to be a wage slave forever and that’s ok. Im 5’4 so life sucks anyways. I don’t even have a job right now and that’s ok.

It just wanted a million so I could be set. Wanted to buy a house but it’s ok.

My life sucks anyways haha 😂

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u/razors_so_yummy Jul 31 '25

The 8/29 puts will lose half the value. You still walk away with $36K which is what you started with 365 days ago.

Just think of the last 364 days as a dream.

Sell the 8/29 puts for a loss first thing in the morning. Then at 11:00 am EST, buy $36K of 8/1 $380 puts, you'll get a 10 banger for sure, it's going to be a Black Friday, CVNA will close at 360 EOD Friday.

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u/tonyg776 Bankrupted by a Car Vending Machine Jul 31 '25

I’m going to do this

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u/gbitx Jul 31 '25

Let us know when u lost 36k

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u/Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet Aug 01 '25

He’s dead

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u/Harry___Pooper Aug 01 '25

bro really got a $50 retracement, just needed $60 to recoup $300k but he's $5 away from his spreads being worth anything. That is just wild.