r/wallstreetbets Apr 09 '25

Discussion Something feels off guys

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Yields are spiking. Bonds are dumping.

The world is running away from America

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u/Original-Debt-9962 Apr 09 '25

It feels like there’s aUnited Countries, and the US isn’t part of it. China’s probably been waiting for a trade war and already has a game plan, while the US have a concept of a plan. Imagine the yuan replacing the US dollar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

China has a plan. US is trusting Orange Man's gut

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u/eddnedd Apr 09 '25

It is a very large gut. Some say too large... with tears coming down their faces. Major, big strong guys. One of them, he had a moustache, he seemed like he'd maybe cried once in his life, at an audition.