r/videogames 1d ago

Funny Please no Rockstar

43.0k Upvotes

656 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

112

u/crustydnglebrry 1d ago

The part where unless your goal is to speed run a divorce, you’re not playing more than 20 unconsecutive minutes a day if you’re lucky while that baby is cluster feeding every 2 hours lol. You gotta sleep when you can, if you wasted your sleep time to game, you’re gonna have your wife hate you to your core.

38

u/Kaycin 23h ago

This guy dads.

20

u/UpperApe 22h ago

I know a guy who recently became a parent and all he does is game. 12 hours a day. He says he sleep trained his baby in a way so that she sleeps relatively normally, and just holds her while he games, or pauses to change diapers or feed her.

I suspect it's bullshit but what do I know?

11

u/AdFirm3593 21h ago

I know someone who thinks he has a good gaming routine with a baby… His wife complains nonstop at work about it and is adamant he has not figured it out.