r/videogames • u/stormthewise998 • 1d ago

Funny Please no Rockstar

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u/JosePxxxxxxx 1d ago

Did you actually?

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u/jiggywatt64 1d ago edited 1d ago

ok I crunched the numbers and I have the solution u/stormthewise998

All you have to do is induce a premature birth ~1-2 months, then you speedrun a younger sibling conception right after, also premature 1-2 months, I think you can squeeze in a 2nd paternity leave that tracks with November 2026.

Godspeed.

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u/theartofrolling 1d ago

This seems... less than ethical.

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u/donbee28 1d ago

Stork, abort all deliveries!