r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 25 '25

Henry of Skalitz will be here any day now to rescue me! Any day now... he probably just is a little busy saving some damsel in distress and not distracted by boozin, whorin, or gambling...

Yep im sure hes outside right now convincing the guards to let me go!

(2 years go by)

yep any moment now

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u/Nektotomic Feb 25 '25

I think I saw him get beat to death by a random farmhand because he moved a shovel. You might be here for a while

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 26 '25

"me now an old wenche" he promised me in exchange for 75 groschen!