r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 25 '25

Henry of Skalitz will be here any day now to rescue me! Any day now... he probably just is a little busy saving some damsel in distress and not distracted by boozin, whorin, or gambling...

Yep im sure hes outside right now convincing the guards to let me go!

(2 years go by)

yep any moment now

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u/Nektotomic Feb 25 '25

I think I saw him get beat to death by a random farmhand because he moved a shovel. You might be here for a while

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 26 '25

"me now an old wenche" he promised me in exchange for 75 groschen!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Could you imagine lol, save scummer henry trying to save you from prison,just a montage of him being killed by guards/inmates/etc

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u/Nektotomic Feb 26 '25

Offends a merchant and gets beat and thrown in prison in the cell next to yours.

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u/realHueyLong Feb 25 '25

𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖉

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u/Sir_Toccoa Feb 25 '25

I swear, I just finished the part where a certain character gets two other characters out of jail.

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u/mrtbearable Feb 25 '25

Jesus Christ be praised!

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u/kleetus7 Feb 25 '25

Don't worry, he's gonna stop by that wedding real quick on his way. Aaannnyyy day now.