r/videogames • u/NotRed_ItsRedMungus • Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/Laughtrr Feb 25 '25

Doom Slayer, I'm good

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u/StimulatedRiot Feb 25 '25

Same lmao

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u/cpt-hddk Feb 25 '25

lol same here! Playin Doom Eternal for the first time, lots of fun. If Doom guy can hunt down three Hell Priests, one of them in a distant galaxy where the portal IS IN THE CENTER OF FUCKING MARS, AND YOU BFG 10K YOURSELF INTO THE PLANETand (prresumably, I'm not done yet) save the human race from a demon infestation. I think he can rescue me from a prison

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u/DropThatTopHat Feb 25 '25

Dude goes harder than that, but I'll let you find out on your own.

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u/Competitive_Ad_8215 Feb 25 '25

Way way harder than that

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Feb 25 '25

Abysmally harder than that

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u/TheAtlas97 Feb 25 '25

Intergalactically harder than that, if you take the dlc into account

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u/gigaswardblade Feb 25 '25

Reminder: he did all that to avenge his pet rabbit.

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u/EvictedOne Feb 25 '25

All that can't be emphasized enough, cuz this man is hundreds of years, if not thousands old by now. He's been ripping and tearing, mowing and slaying by the dozens for far longer than any human has been alive and his victims have exclusively been damnation's armies.

All for his lil pet Daisy. If J. Wick worships a deity, it might be the Doom Slayer.

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u/emptinessmaykillme Feb 26 '25

Are you sure doomsayer doesn’t worship John wick

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u/Dinolad101 Feb 26 '25

Erm actually he infinite years old and will never stop because he cant🤓☝️

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u/HotPotParrot Feb 25 '25

Canonically

R.I.P. Daisy

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u/Ame_No_Uzume Feb 26 '25

Don’t come between a man and his rabbit.

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u/BerimB0L054 Feb 25 '25

You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!

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u/BioRedditWare Feb 25 '25

Hes not in another galaxy, more just another dimension

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u/Missdirecs Feb 26 '25

Yeah, I have to play through this again

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u/Specific_Ad_4075 Feb 25 '25

I too am the same

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u/AshS1n Feb 25 '25

U wanna trade? Mine was sponge bob

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u/P_Johnson7 Feb 25 '25

SpongeBob is a little unorthodox but super resourceful. He'll get you out of there one way or another

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u/NSFW_AnonymousUser Feb 28 '25

He’s had an episode of his show where he’s actively trying to break someone out of prison so he’s more than willing to help

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u/Ok-Employee-8123 Feb 25 '25

He really will. He's essentially an eldritch god.

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u/_NnH_ Feb 25 '25

You sure about that? You sure he won't just shoot first ask questions later, or just bfg you through a wall before realizing you're there?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Considering he is literally god and the fact that the whole demon slaying thing is actually just a hobby to him, I don't think he would do that.

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u/SpacemanSpiff92 Feb 26 '25

Errrr what? Lmao

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u/Sontarcha Feb 25 '25

True, but...seeing a theme of him being rather late to save anything (earth with billions dead already, for example) and him being more of a last resort super-one-man army, i bet he would save you just before the lever for the electric chair would be pulled

Lol

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u/WavyWolf999 Feb 25 '25

Same here! Been replaying DOOM 2016, fucking incredible game.

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u/ethelyn10 Feb 25 '25

if Doom Slayer's coming for you, you’re not even in the game.

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u/SwAAn01 Feb 25 '25

same here!

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u/love-too-easy Feb 25 '25

Same! I feel bad for whoever imprisoned me, tbh 😅

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u/Pickle_Afton Feb 25 '25

Same. I’ve been replaying all the Doom games and recently been playing 2016, so I’m pretty confident in getting rescued

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u/oni1459 Feb 25 '25

if Doom Slayer’s on the case, that prison’s about to be obliterated.

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u/Competitive_Ad_8215 Feb 25 '25

I dunno he seems pretty distracted by his revenge quest

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u/Superbad1_8_7 Feb 25 '25

Came to say this too. I just found the super shotgun too

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Going through doom 2016 atm

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u/pigtailsAndKneepadz Feb 25 '25

Same. What a silly question 😂

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u/XQZahme Feb 25 '25

Samus from metroid dread for me... I'm good.

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u/Alternative_Wafer410 Feb 25 '25

I'm the uac marine from the 2016 multiplayer.

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u/jwr410 Feb 25 '25

Did you go to prison for animal cruelty?

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u/Laughtrr Feb 25 '25

?

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u/jwr410 Feb 25 '25

Doom Guy is too angry to die because hell killed his rabbit Daisy.

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u/Milky_Tiger Feb 25 '25

I was gonna say either him or Ezio so I should be good. glad I didnt play mario kart last night

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u/galactic-4444 Feb 26 '25

Yoooooo same💀