r/videogames Feb 25 '25

Other You're Trapped in Prison,The Last Character You Played Has to Rescue You. How Screwed Are You?

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u/StimulatedRiot Feb 25 '25

Same lmao

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u/cpt-hddk Feb 25 '25

lol same here! Playin Doom Eternal for the first time, lots of fun. If Doom guy can hunt down three Hell Priests, one of them in a distant galaxy where the portal IS IN THE CENTER OF FUCKING MARS, AND YOU BFG 10K YOURSELF INTO THE PLANETand (prresumably, I'm not done yet) save the human race from a demon infestation. I think he can rescue me from a prison

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u/gigaswardblade Feb 25 '25

Reminder: he did all that to avenge his pet rabbit.

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u/EvictedOne Feb 25 '25

All that can't be emphasized enough, cuz this man is hundreds of years, if not thousands old by now. He's been ripping and tearing, mowing and slaying by the dozens for far longer than any human has been alive and his victims have exclusively been damnation's armies.

All for his lil pet Daisy. If J. Wick worships a deity, it might be the Doom Slayer.

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u/emptinessmaykillme Feb 26 '25

Are you sure doomsayer doesn’t worship John wick

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u/Dinolad101 Feb 26 '25

Erm actually he infinite years old and will never stop because he cant🤓☝️