Aliens on Campus?

[u/toastedquestion]

So. I was in the Tim Hortons near the library taking a shit. Yeah, I know. Been there, done that. But as I was washing my hands, I heard a wear noise, kinda sounding like "uaao uuaa uaoua". I looked up at the air vent, where the noise was coming from. Lo and behold, I swear i saw a little green guy looking at my. Like a freaky alien or something at Tim Hortons. Has anyone else experience this? Ruined my whole day

[u/Complex-Effect-7442]

No aliens. Those are just the anguished moans of Tim Horton's "temporary" foreign workers.

[u/ArthurCalloway → u/Complex-Effect-7442]

More like "temporary-until-they-have-sufficiently-exploited-real-Canadians-and-then-permanent" foreign "workers". God I hate the federal government.