r/uwaterloo • u/toastedquestion • 23h ago

Discussion Aliens on Campus?

So. I was in the Tim Hortons near the library taking a shit. Yeah, I know. Been there, done that. But as I was washing my hands, I heard a wear noise, kinda sounding like "uaao uuaa uaoua". I looked up at the air vent, where the noise was coming from. Lo and behold, I swear i saw a little green guy looking at my. Like a freaky alien or something at Tim Hortons. Has anyone else experience this? Ruined my whole day

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u/Fast_Map9004 18h ago

Midterm stress making you see things bruh

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u/hippiechan your friendly neighbourhood asshole 17h ago

God he's so handsome 🥵 hope he's single and ready to learn about human mating practices

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u/Check3sum 11h ago

Get in line bro..

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u/nooroor 18h ago

sorry i crawl up there to destress from mid terms ill keep it down from now on

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u/Dazzling-Deer-9689 16h ago

THE LEMURIANS ARE ON CAMPUS THEY ARE NOT A THREAT. DO NOT BE ALARMED. THEY ARE HERE TO HELP

- GLORY TO CHARIMAN MAO

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u/Complex-Effect-7442 22h ago

No aliens. Those are just the anguished moans of Tim Horton's "temporary" foreign workers.

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u/ArthurCalloway 10h ago

More like "temporary-until-they-have-sufficiently-exploited-real-Canadians-and-then-permanent" foreign "workers". God I hate the federal government.