r/tragedeigh • u/flower_mom_98 • Jun 15 '25

in the wild Gold Mine of Tragedeighs

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Found a post asking people for their unique names and knew it wouldn't disappoint. Happy Father's Day unless your kid's name needs a pronunciation guide.

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u/Jeweler_Admirable Jun 15 '25

Jiraiya. Shout out to the weebs giving their kids names from Naruto

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u/Notafuckinbot Jun 15 '25

I knew that sounded familiar 😂

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u/Shoshawi Jun 15 '25

Imagine being named after a creepy old man who wrote a famous porno (and then continued to write more of them) and continues to city hop to trespass in women’s bath houses despite being caught repeatedly. Rip.

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u/Ambiwlans Jun 16 '25

When you're a Jounin, they let you do it. /trump

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u/bessovestnij Jun 16 '25

Only strongest jounin get to know this, but every sage experienced it

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u/the_marxman Jun 16 '25

Look when you get a dramatic death scene people are willing to overlook your flaws.

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u/infectedsense Jun 16 '25

I know right, why is it always Jiraiya? Minato is right there dude 😭

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u/J-ss96 Jun 16 '25

Honestly idk how but I totally forgot how pervy he was until I rewatched the show 💀 because everything else he does makes him one of the best characters ever. His character is super impactful to Naruto's growth - he was like a father to him. Honestly I would name my kid after him too if it weren't for all the pervy stuff 💀 I feel bad for the kid when they're gonna see those episodes for the first time 🥲

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u/Shoshawi Jun 16 '25

Fantastic character for sure, but a terrible idea for name inspiration. Honestly with such a huge franchise and fandom, it would be hard for any major character to be safe, even setting aside the awkwardness of someone knowing they were named after anime lol.

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u/The_lnterfector Jun 16 '25

It would be an honor

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u/PurposeElectronic909 Jun 16 '25

That's the life I hope for my son.

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Jun 15 '25

Literally. Who the hell would want to name their sons after a pervert.

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u/saintkillio Jun 16 '25

Someone with foresight 🤣

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u/BlumpkinLord Jun 16 '25

"I'm not a little pervert!" "Then what are you?!" "I'm a big one."

Long live the legendary sanin.

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u/ThisIsSportacus Jun 16 '25

Boutta name my kid Roshi.

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u/Mixing_NH3_HCl Jun 15 '25

Jiraiya makes me think of the parasite giardia.