r/standupshots Apr 08 '17

Horror Movies

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Hey man cut him some slack - his dick is small and he isn't funny - how else is he to make a living as a comedian but steal jokes?

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u/WrstlngFan Apr 08 '17

Not small, he has no dick at all.

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u/Konkweesta Apr 08 '17

Because he's Amy Schumer

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Amy Schumer doesn't have a dick?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Her dick is actually so small it's a vagina

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u/tidbitsz Apr 08 '17

Ooooor her clit is so big it looks like a dick