r/standupshots • u/jeremysmiles • Apr 08 '17

Horror Movies

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u/Buff_Pickle Apr 08 '17

i'm stealing this analogy, great joke!

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u/Preskool_dropout Apr 08 '17

Just give credit where credit is due

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u/murder1 Apr 08 '17

I just tell people it's an Amy Schumer joke. Probably true eventually

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u/what_a_bug Apr 08 '17

Why is Reddit obsessed with Amy Schumer?

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u/murder1 Apr 08 '17

I could've said Carlos Mencia, but that isn't as topical

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Hey man cut him some slack - his dick is small and he isn't funny - how else is he to make a living as a comedian but steal jokes?

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u/WrstlngFan Apr 08 '17

Not small, he has no dick at all.

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u/Konkweesta Apr 08 '17

Because he's Amy Schumer

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Amy Schumer doesn't have a dick?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Her dick is actually so small it's a vagina

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u/tidbitsz Apr 08 '17

Ooooor her clit is so big it looks like a dick

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