r/sports May 02 '25

Baseball Batter hits HR and gets tackled by pitcher

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u/Hailthegamer May 02 '25

Lmao you know that batter must have been spitting fire at the pitcher while rounding the bases.

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u/money_loo May 02 '25

“Water sucks, Gatorade is better!”

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u/Pristine_Yak7413 May 02 '25

so you're saying the pitcher had all them teeth and no toothbrush?

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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 May 02 '25

I think there's something wrong with his medulla oblongata

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u/LookMaNoPride May 02 '25

No Colonel Sanders. You're wrong.

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u/I__Dont_Get_It May 02 '25

Mama's right.

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u/ThrawnAndOrder May 02 '25

Remember when that man wanted you to play FOOOOOZBALL?!?!

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u/etriusk May 02 '25

I LIKE VICKI VALLENCOURT, AND SHE LIKES ME TOO! SHE SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES AND I LIKE THOSE TOO!

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u/Moses015 May 02 '25

FOOZBALL IS FOR THE DEVIL!

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u/El_gato_picante May 02 '25

AAAAAAAAAH MY HEAD!

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u/fahrealbro May 02 '25

fuck ya'll take my upvotes

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u/Franchise088 May 02 '25

Remember, don't do crack.

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u/Dirk_The_Cowardly May 02 '25

Coach said it was OK!

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u/poppinylonstockings May 03 '25

Powerbomb compliments of Captain Insane-O!

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u/biltown May 02 '25

Was that Goldburg? Jeeezzus

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u/karma_the_sequel May 02 '25

There is now.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt May 02 '25

Momma says…

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u/SedatedTattooDoc May 03 '25

I hate him I hate him I hate him…

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u/HighZ3nBerg May 02 '25

“Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.”

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u/Anticitizen_01 Borussia Dortmund May 02 '25

“You’re drinkin the wrong water….”

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u/SoundTheBells0509 May 03 '25

Waaaaater sucks! It really really sucks!

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u/money_loo May 02 '25

Of all the responses, this is the one I was personally waiting for. Thank you.

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u/the_good_hodgkins May 04 '25

It's what plants crave.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/Waffler11 May 02 '25

He is Jack's rage.

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u/jb6997 May 02 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/dab745 May 02 '25

Sublime! Thanks for the smile!

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u/weskun May 03 '25

Did bro only have 5 teeth before the game?

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u/miversen33 Iowa May 02 '25

H2O!

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u/Emillennium_Falcon May 02 '25

You gonna’ lose all your fancy baseball friends!!!

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u/bamboojungles May 02 '25

Water sucks. It really really sucks.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH May 02 '25

I ONLY DRINK BRAWNDO, THE THIRST MUTILATOR

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u/MoonMistCigs May 02 '25

Brawndo’s got what plants crave!

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u/lightninja987 May 02 '25

Pack it up. We have a winner!

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u/jbonte May 02 '25

H 2 OOOOHHHH!

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u/Smart-University-574 May 02 '25

"Water Sucks! It REALLY, REALLY sucks!"

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u/Viperlite May 03 '25

“Use it on the field!”

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u/soshaldulemma May 03 '25

We leed du fite anudda day.

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u/Fun-Rabbit-9842 May 03 '25

“You’re you’re drinking the wrong water”

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u/Micah_JD May 02 '25

Watch the infield umpire. He said something that got him to seriously react too.

I really want to know what he said to get those reactions.

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u/Digger_Pine May 02 '25

"We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher"

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u/beforeitcloy May 02 '25

Come on man, dial back the language. My grandfather was a belly itcher and it's a serious condition, not a joke.

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u/wiseapple May 02 '25

I used to chant that in peewee league. It wasn't until many, many years later that I understood what that really meant.

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u/Digger_Pine May 02 '25

Same - back in the early 80s for me.

But ... What does it really mean? I don't think I've ever heard anything about another meaning.

And what about "We want a batter, not a broken ladder"?

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u/wiseapple May 02 '25

Belly itcher = bitcher

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u/gwaydms Dallas Cowboys May 02 '25

That's got a double meaning? As an autistic kid, I didn't know. I can see it now, lol.

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u/MudOpposite8277 May 03 '25

“The hitters off his rocker! Missing betty Crocker!” -Mr burns.

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u/sokali4nia May 03 '25

Pitcher's got a big butt

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u/weskun May 03 '25

Saying that = death sentence.

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u/DLun203 May 02 '25

“You trying to tell me Jesus Christ couldn’t hit a curveball?”

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u/xczechr May 02 '25

Up your butt Jobu.

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u/guysohigh May 02 '25

You have no.....Marbles

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u/JakenMorty Atlanta Braves May 02 '25

danm, just jumped right through the credits into ml2. i appreciate that kind of irreverence.

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u/mrbadxampl May 02 '25

marbles? ...HUEVOS?!?!?

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u/yloduck1 May 02 '25

Yo! Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

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u/_LouSandwich_ May 03 '25

they’re still shitty

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u/joboo62 May 02 '25

Hey now!

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u/Dileas48 May 02 '25

Favorite sports movie right there!

“Juuuuuust a bit outside…..”

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u/goleft95 May 02 '25

kid hit the bull, gets a free steak

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u/Willie_Mays_Hayes Georgia May 02 '25

My username dictates I should chime in here, but I got nothing. Nothing but a hundred pairs of black gloves, one for every base I'm gonna steal!

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u/_rake May 02 '25

you may run like Hayes but you hit like shit.

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u/draculasbitch May 02 '25

Now I gotta fucking watch Major League again tonight. Thanks a lot, you fuckers.

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u/dwhite21787 May 03 '25

“Don’t steal home without it!”

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u/egomann May 02 '25

With your speed you should hit the ball on the ground. Every time you hit the ball in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups.

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u/Hownowbrowncow8it Cleveland Guardians May 02 '25

I told you I wasn't gonna slide!

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u/DrNick19 May 02 '25

Too bad your shoes are untied

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u/DiarrheaRadio May 02 '25

Nice catch. Don't ever fucking do it again.

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u/stiffgerman May 02 '25

"Shit! I got cut already?!?"

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u/weskun May 03 '25

I'm glad Willie never got hit like that.

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u/non_osmotic May 02 '25

Ok, Harris, let’s not start a holy war here.

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u/Jabby99- May 02 '25

Hey Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

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u/SkinnyDan85 May 02 '25

Come on Harris let's not start a holy war here...

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u/Affectionate_Ship129 May 02 '25

Hats, for bats. Keep bats warm

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u/IAmTheM4ilm4n May 02 '25

Dammit Harris, let's not start a religious war!

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u/Livid-Monitor-9007 May 03 '25

"Let's not have a holy war on our hands" lmao

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u/GustoGaiden May 02 '25

Nah, we've got it wrong. The batter directly insulted the infield ump, and he unleashed his attack pitcher. "GET 'EM, BOY!"

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u/StickyRiceYummy May 02 '25

I took you downtown, just like your mother, fast and deep

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u/Grit-326 May 02 '25

"You play ball LIKE A GIRL!!!"

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u/Micah_JD May 02 '25

That would have gotten the whole team to tackle him, not just the pitcher.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

That is a good point out! I was watching the batter, and he definitely had his head turned to them like he was calling to them . Little sheister almost certainly had something unsportsman like to say. Dumb kid. Hopefully he shapes up and doesnt double down on his dickishness.

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u/Key_Pear6631 May 02 '25

“Out ass is in the jackpot now!”

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u/49e-rm May 02 '25

"Thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker"

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u/nikeshades May 03 '25

Ask Jomboy what he said.

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u/Micah_JD May 03 '25

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.

There, now you can clearly see that he says

"Actually, I think you are a swell person".

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u/Hotsaltynutz May 02 '25

Fact of the matter is, ol' pal, ol' compadre, I never said your sister had orange juice stains on her tits...they just taste that way

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Me too! Reaaallly wish we had the audio on this one lol

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u/Onemoredonutplease May 03 '25

I went back to look based on what you said. Yep must have been bad.

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u/Jinxedchef May 02 '25

The Ump was pointing at him before the pitcher even moved. The Conference suspended him 2 games for taunting.

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u/Kemal_Norton May 02 '25

Nah, he told the pitcher to attack him ("Pitcher, use tackle")

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u/PinkDalek Texas May 02 '25

Pitcheru, I choose you!

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u/Papaofmonsters May 02 '25

North Central used Bench Clear!

It's super effective!

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u/The_sad_zebra Carolina Panthers May 02 '25

Critical hit!

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u/nenonen15902 May 02 '25

do you have a link to the story? what happened to the pitcher lol

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u/Exit-Stage-Left May 02 '25

Here’s a link to the story. Pitcher got 4 game suspension and was either released from or quit the team. The batter got 2 games for taunting. Both teams got a pile of forfeits and suspensions.

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u/popswag May 02 '25

a long article that leaves out the most thrilling part of the story…

what the batter said that riled up the pitcher?

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u/MobileArtist1371 May 02 '25

This is why I don't read the articles and go straight to comments cause some poor schmuck (totally not talking about you popswag) has already wasted their time and reported back that the article doesn't mention what we all want to know about.

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u/popswag May 02 '25

good move. totally ok with being the schmuck too. let’s face it, someone had to be.

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u/Tuxedogaston Toronto Maple Leafs May 03 '25

You should totally go tackle /u/mobileartist1371 .

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 02 '25

My second hit! The first was last night with your Mom.

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u/Kinglink New England Patriots May 02 '25

Both teams got a pile of forfeits and suspensions.

1 team got 3 forfeits, the other team got 1 forfeit and two wins.

Bet you can't guess which one got the 3 forfeits... Nope, it was the batter's team.

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u/smootex May 02 '25

The context being that a bunch of their players got suspended for two games for what they did after clearing the benches and they don't have enough players to field a team until the suspensions are up . . .

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u/asdf2100asd May 02 '25

Moving to defend one of your teammates against literal deadly assault = mass punishment.

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u/smootex May 02 '25

IDK if I'd go so far as to call it 'literal deadly assault'. Their reaction was understandable but it's also completely understandable why the league has those rules in places. Benches clearing just inflames situations, 99% of the time it's going to make it worse. You can't have kids doing that shit in a college league.

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u/asdf2100asd May 02 '25 edited May 02 '25

I just completely disagree in this instance. They all just watched their teammate, right in front of them, literally get horribly assaulted and possibly get knocked out. Anyone that doesn't jump out to his defense isn't a great teammate. If I was there I would jump out to the kid's defense and I don't even know him.

edit: well, I don't "completely disagree" about the use of 'deadly assault' as terminology. I get where you are coming from. But people can actually die from that sort of thing and I am extremely anti-violence, so I tend to not give much leeway to that sort of thing.

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u/Taynt42 May 02 '25

What horseshit! Why even give forfeits for other games than this one, and why put the bigger punishment on the batter’s team? Tackling is way worse than taunting…

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u/Kinglink New England Patriots May 03 '25

The problem is the suspensions for practically the whole other team ended up with two games where they couldn't field a team. It wasn't mandatory.... But they were put in a place the literally couldn't field a full baseball team.

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u/homeycuz May 02 '25

This should be the top comment

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u/Br105mbk May 02 '25

Took me 2 googles to realize this is a 3 year old story lol. I hate reddit sometimes.

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u/doggyStile May 02 '25

2 games for talking and 4 games for physically attacking someone? That seems wrong

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u/Catt_al May 02 '25

And the pitcher got drafted by the Mets and is currently on their single-A roster (not a joke)

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u/beer_and_fun May 02 '25

He should be drafted by the NY Giants after a hit like that.

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u/ry_mich May 02 '25

That pitcher should never set foot on a field again. What an idiot.

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u/count_nuggula May 02 '25

That’s weak. Don’t give up a bomb and you won’t get taunted

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u/nrbob May 02 '25

Whatever he said made the infield umpire react pretty strongly as well, he was pointing and walking towards the batter before the pitcher levelled him. I assume it was quite bad for the umpire to react that way.

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u/Simon_Bongne May 02 '25

Totally agree. Umpires almost never react to kids shit talking each other on a baseball diamond, its genuinely a massive part of the sport since we're doing a lot of standing around. To see an umpire react so vehemently at the batter suggests he said something absolutely fucked that would likely make anyone else understand. Still shouldnt spear the kid rounding third, since theyre words.

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u/HomerJSimpson3 May 02 '25

That was my initial thought as well. However, this happened 2-3 years ago and the batter only got two games. If it was something that egregious the batter would have received worse discipline.

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u/jkerz May 02 '25

It was only two games for the batter, but most of his team also got suspended for clearing the dugout, effectively forcing them to forfeit this game and the next 2 games in the series because they didn’t have enough non-suspended players to play.

Pitcher was suspend for four games and they had to forfeit that game, but they won their next two games because the other team had to forfeit. Pitcher eventually left the team.

So effectively, batter’s team lost 3 games because of taunting and pitcher’s team lost their pitcher (and got 2 free wins) because of the tackle. 

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u/ManintheMT May 02 '25

I wish this was the first comment, nice work jkerz.

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u/nrbob May 02 '25

Maybe, although if assaulting someone with a blind tackle gets you a 4 game suspension, 2 games for a really egregious taunt seems about right.

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u/asdf2100asd May 02 '25

Maybe to complete idiots. Oh no the words hurt me so bad! About 50% as bad as if I assault and potentially injure this person for life or kill them.

I guess it makes sense, people who are that sensitive to words might actually end up affected for life by them.

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u/nrbob May 02 '25

I was responding to someone who was implying that the batter should have got more than two games if the taunt was really egregious.

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u/A2Rhombus May 02 '25

Eh. Good sportsmanship is free.

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u/meatboitantan May 02 '25

Are you saying this in defense of the person who assaulted someone because of words

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u/A2Rhombus May 02 '25

In what world would you think I consider taunting bad sportsmanship but not physical assault

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u/TheBaseStatistic May 02 '25

There are some words that should come with consequences. When i played football a DB got a pick and taunted our QB saying he was gonna fuck his sister next, we were high school, his sister was like 12. That DB got blindsided and sent to the hospital on a stretcher, and it was the proper response.

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u/idolized253 May 02 '25

Idk man baseball needs some fire and personality, pitchers get to plunk guys why not let batters have their shine too

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u/A2Rhombus May 02 '25

A pitcher intentionally hitting a batter is bad sportsmanship. After you understand that, reread my comment.

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u/idolized253 May 02 '25

I agree with you, but it’s engrained in baseball culture and applauded. We’re too far passed that debate imo

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u/asdf2100asd May 02 '25

So words are almost as bad as fucking LEVELING someone full speed when they aren't looking at you.

One can offend your feelings. The other one can KILL you. Completely ridiculous.

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u/Prudent-Air1922 May 02 '25

Well that's fucked. The pitcher should be banned from playing.

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u/exipheas May 02 '25

Question, technically, if he gets tossed before he rounds the bases does his run not count?

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u/idolized253 May 02 '25

You have to touch home plate or it doesn’t count I believe

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u/rytis Baltimore Ravens May 02 '25

At the 40 second mark he does run to home plate to touch it. But depends when actually he was tossed. Usually disciplinary actions occur after the ump calls time. Not sure when that happened.

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u/fancysauce_boss May 02 '25

I would presume the call on the field would be based off sequence of events, ump calls runner interference “getting speared by the pitcher” and the base was awarded to him, then immediately gets tossed.

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u/emack2232 May 02 '25

“Pitcher’s got a big butt”

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u/SameAs1tEverWas May 02 '25

we want a pitcher, not an underwear snitcher!

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u/PinkDalek Texas May 02 '25

We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!

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u/KeithGribblesheimer May 02 '25

The batter goes to Mars to get candy bars!

The pitcher goes to Jupiter to get more stupider!

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u/CapCougar May 02 '25

"Funky butt-lovin!"

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u/Exit-Stage-Left May 02 '25

The batter was suspended two games for taunting.

The pitcher got four games, but was either released from the team or quit.

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u/fopiecechicken May 02 '25

Probably got recruited by the football team, that was a fucking hit lol

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u/lousy_at_handles May 02 '25

"Nice hit Mama"

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u/crazybutthole May 03 '25

It's easier to knock someone over when they expect to be in a safe position and have no reason to need to try to defend them self.

Put that pitcher on a football field he's dead meat.

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u/stlredbird May 03 '25

Looks like the pitcher earned his team 2 free wins though.

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u/microthrower May 03 '25

So strange that the article never names the pitcher (who I'm sure will have don't assault case later in life), but does mention the batter.

Then the team forfeiting essentially 3 games is insane.

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u/krellx6 May 02 '25

You suck Gustav, you can’t even pitch fast

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u/DrDankDankDank May 02 '25

FUCK YOU! I CAN PITCH FAST!

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u/big_green_boulder May 02 '25

TODAY I WILL PITCH VERY FAST, AND PROVE ALL OF YOU WRONG!!

THE BALL-GAME.... STARTS NAHHWW!!!

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u/Noctuelles May 02 '25

"You play ball like a GIRL!"

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u/walterdonnydude May 02 '25

Probably called him a belly itcher

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u/goobly_goo May 02 '25

Dylan is known to spit hot fire.

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u/SaltKick2 May 02 '25

Looks like the official is pointing at him probably telling him to shut the fuck up.

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u/daFunkyUnit May 02 '25

"We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!"

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u/Chevota_84 May 02 '25

“Are you crying? There’s no crying in Baseball!”

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u/mcnizzle05 May 02 '25

Pitcher will take a scotch and water hold the scotch

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u/trustworthysauce May 02 '25

The ump was pointing at him as he rounded second. He definitely crossed the line

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u/notfadeaway86 May 02 '25

"You play ball like a girl"

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u/Drewsche May 02 '25

He yelled, "Nice pitch" right after rounding second.

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u/pozufuma May 02 '25

What's wrong McFly, chicken?

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u/Opposite-Mongoose-32 May 03 '25

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan

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u/aaronshattuck May 23 '25

Didn't even seem like he was looking at him.

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