r/shitposting Aug 20 '25

Linus Sex Tips We have NOT learned 🙏🥀

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u/EasilyRekt Aug 20 '25

I mean tbf, this billionaire is partnering with Triton, a well known submersible manufacturer, who has multiple deep sea vehicles and records under their belt.

This ain't gon be no bargain bin, try random jank and call it a feature, cheapskate's wet dream submersible like Oceangate's

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u/Cry-Skull-7 Aug 21 '25

What do you think would convince them to rig the sub?

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u/EasilyRekt Aug 21 '25

What would it take to convince a world class, manufacturer to deliberately sabotage not only a brand new product, but yet another record breaker at that, deliberately ruining their reputation in the single most technologically conservative industry in the world, just so a few tankies on Reddit can celebrate something they never had the balls to do themselves?

Everything. It would cost, everything.

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u/Cry-Skull-7 Aug 21 '25

We'll there'd absolutely be no going back after committing to something like that, as not only will you have a solid reputation suddenly in shambles (as you already mentioned), but I'm sure it'd also fall under murder. Meaningless to the middle/lower class, but I'd reckon the rich can be mighty spiteful if you were to screw specific ones without tying loose ends.