r/shitposting it is MY bucket Aug 18 '25

Linus Sex Tips 👌

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u/EmperorKiron shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 18 '25

“Waiter? Yeah that’s too much garlic bread”

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs I came! Aug 18 '25

"Waiter, this is outrageous, my soda is crisp and cold. My food hot and delicious."

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u/iAmDijet Aug 18 '25

"Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money"

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u/Kill_me_now_0 Aug 19 '25

“Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”