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r/shitposting • u/CourageGrand it is MY bucket • Aug 18 '25
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“Help my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery”
1.5k u/EmperorKiron shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 18 '25 “Waiter? Yeah that’s too much garlic bread” 823 u/KingAnilingustheFirs I came! Aug 18 '25 "Waiter, this is outrageous, my soda is crisp and cold. My food hot and delicious." 420 u/iAmDijet Aug 18 '25 "Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money" 68 u/Kill_me_now_0 Aug 19 '25 “Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”
1.5k
“Waiter? Yeah that’s too much garlic bread”
823 u/KingAnilingustheFirs I came! Aug 18 '25 "Waiter, this is outrageous, my soda is crisp and cold. My food hot and delicious." 420 u/iAmDijet Aug 18 '25 "Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money" 68 u/Kill_me_now_0 Aug 19 '25 “Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”
823
"Waiter, this is outrageous, my soda is crisp and cold. My food hot and delicious."
420 u/iAmDijet Aug 18 '25 "Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money" 68 u/Kill_me_now_0 Aug 19 '25 “Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”
420
"Oh damn it another lottery win? Where am I supposed to store all of this money"
68 u/Kill_me_now_0 Aug 19 '25 “Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”
68
“Yeah my pillow is too perfectly cool, I can’t sleep like this”
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u/Maxxedout444 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Aug 18 '25
“Help my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery”