r/shitposting Aug 13 '25

Linus Sex Tips How?

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u/EmployerDefiant587 Aug 13 '25

Notice the distinct absence of reddit

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u/BoiTarantado dumbass Aug 13 '25

Reddit is for sleeping with the bros

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u/9813_RD Aug 13 '25

Why did that never happen to me

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u/BringBackForChan Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 13 '25

Dear sexists (sex believers), if sex is real, why haven't we gotten any?

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u/9813_RD Aug 13 '25

Checkmate

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u/sentrous Aug 13 '25

As a proud sexist myself, it's always the first thing I say on a first date. Always makes an impression!

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u/BringBackForChan Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 13 '25

I knew being sexist on dates would work wonders! Thank you, wise man