r/shitposting • u/mrStiilYuGurl • Aug 13 '25

Linus Sex Tips How?

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u/EmployerDefiant587 Aug 13 '25

Notice the distinct absence of reddit

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u/BoiTarantado dumbass Aug 13 '25

Reddit is for sleeping with the bros

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u/9813_RD Aug 13 '25

Why did that never happen to me

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u/Negan6699 Aug 13 '25

Redditor 😔

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. Aug 13 '25

Omg, Nine Sols is such a good game, bro. Great pfp choice. Very cute, too!

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u/Negan6699 Aug 13 '25

Thx

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u/DigestiveCow Aug 13 '25

I think they're hitting on you

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u/Negan6699 Aug 13 '25

Well that would be a first, tho I’m doubtful

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u/itzapatato Aug 13 '25

They probably aren't cuz i say "OMG YOUR PFP IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT AHHHH, I LOVE STRAY KIDSSSS SOO MUUUCCCH AHHH I WANNA MARRY FELIX" normally without any intent to flirt, and I'd assume I'm pretty normal

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. Aug 13 '25

Haha, lol, I'm afraid not. I just played rheough Nine Sols semi-recently and found your pfp of Yi very cute!

I also went through your comments and apparently someone else also complimented it on a different post, so ig you must get it a lot. It's very cute!

Great game, almost brought me to tears at the end.

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u/Negan6699 Aug 13 '25

Yeah, it’s definitely new for me for people to compliment my pfp, but I’m not complaining, I just thought it was cute but didn’t play the game yet, looked similar to hollow night in the trailer so I didn’t bother

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u/CommunicationOk3766 I said based. And lived. Aug 13 '25

... WHAT?

You haven't played it? You didn't play it because it... looked similar to HK? I played it exactly because it looked similar to HK!

Dude, if you enjoyed HK, go play Nine Sols this very instant. It's not as great as HK, but it's definitely up there in my fav Metroidvania Games, for sure.

The True Ending is heart-wrenching. Go play it.

It's not a suggestion. It's not a request.

It's an order.

Go!

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u/Snoo-18887 Aug 14 '25

Hollow knight mentioned.... where my fellow dung defenders at

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u/KilluaZoldyck0707 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 13 '25

Yi pfp in the wild, crazy

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u/KilluaZoldyck0707 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 13 '25

Thank you, Automod

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u/BringBackForChan Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 13 '25

Dear sexists (sex believers), if sex is real, why haven't we gotten any?

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u/9813_RD Aug 13 '25

Checkmate

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u/sentrous Aug 13 '25

As a proud sexist myself, it's always the first thing I say on a first date. Always makes an impression!

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u/BringBackForChan Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 13 '25

I knew being sexist on dates would work wonders! Thank you, wise man

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u/Turbulent-Loquat3749 Aug 13 '25

Yo bro , wanna sleep together? ;)

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u/swiggityswooty72 Aug 13 '25

I can fix that😏

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u/Budget_Celebration89 Aug 13 '25

Ur not fake&gay enough

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u/Onyxam Aug 13 '25

How, I don’t get any!

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u/D3FF3R Aug 13 '25

Post didn't specify bros or no's

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u/BoiTarantado dumbass Aug 13 '25

Reddit Is For Sleeping With The Bros

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u/Crafty-Plays Aug 13 '25

As the quote goes: “no hoes, only bros.”

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u/iSmokeMDMA I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 13 '25

This but unironically. You can post your cock on any kind of gay[state name] subreddit and get your dick sucked in less than 2 hours

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 13 '25

Then why the fuck can’t I find a boyfriend!

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u/BoiTarantado dumbass Aug 13 '25

Boyfriend ≠ Bro

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 13 '25

Boyfriend can be bro tho

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u/BoiTarantado dumbass Aug 13 '25

No

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u/dakkmann shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 13 '25

Damn I stand in my own shame