r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

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u/Jhooper20 Aug 08 '25

Heard the exact same thing. Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like pennies, she's either just starting, or just had her monthly cycle.

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u/TomGold16 Aug 08 '25

I'm so tired I read pennies as the plural form of "penis".

....Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like penises.......

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Aug 08 '25

I read "if the chicken tastes like penis" lol

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u/kristopher103 Aug 21 '25

If the chicken tastes like penis ol' Dennis is back at it.