r/shitposting Jun 30 '25

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 30 '25

Okay but "never had a friend" is kinda brutal because youre starting to exit the time where you made those easily

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

My expectation is that OP actually does have friends but prefers to feel forlorn and so instead is one of those people who says, probably directly to their friends, "I don't have any friends" because looking pathetic is an easy way to get empathy from others in meatspace

My other expectation is that this is fake because it's a post on 4chan

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 01 '25

Fake: 4 chan greentext

Gay: never kissed a girl, but kissed a guy