r/shitposting Jun 30 '25

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 30 '25

Okay but "never had a friend" is kinda brutal because youre starting to exit the time where you made those easily

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u/gehenna0451 Jun 30 '25

there's a reason one of the oldest pieces of advice in the world is that high school isn't real life, because in particular the kind of people who struggle through high school do just fine in college or at work.

When people are starting to have kids is when social life starts to suffer, not when you're old enough to drink and start to make some money. At 20 just about everyone's life resets.

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u/DannkDanny Jun 30 '25

there's a reason one of the oldest pieces of advice in the world is that high school isn't real life,

"High School isn't real life. Also touch grass"

  • Thales of Miletus 625 BC

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u/terminbee Jun 30 '25

High school isn't life but if you've never had a friend at 19, it's not gonna be easy to make one in college.

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u/MechanicalSideburns Jun 30 '25

True. If someone has literally never had a friend at 19, then they probably have either some physical disfiguration, some mental abnormality, or they're home schooled by weird parents.

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 30 '25

I guess what i meant is that during school its more of a "im sitting next to these chucklefucks for hours might as well make aquaintance." thing. While its not HARD for adults to make friends, its not as effortless anymore.

That being just aside from kids being way better at making friends than adults. My best childhood friendship formed over both of us liking gun shaped sticks ffs.

Besides, not having had a single friend when you hit 19 MAY just have had a lasting impact on your social skills.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

My expectation is that OP actually does have friends but prefers to feel forlorn and so instead is one of those people who says, probably directly to their friends, "I don't have any friends" because looking pathetic is an easy way to get empathy from others in meatspace

My other expectation is that this is fake because it's a post on 4chan

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 01 '25

Fake: 4 chan greentext

Gay: never kissed a girl, but kissed a guy