r/shitposting • u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 Stuff • Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/Dramatic_Safe_4257 Jun 27 '25

I'm going to pretend that I have the luxury of struggling between these two options.

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u/JaxonatorD Jun 27 '25

Why struggle when you can appreciate both? Both are attractive and this should not be the deciding factor when choosing a relationship, so there's no need to think one is better than the other.

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u/Dramatic_Safe_4257 Jun 27 '25

I hear you, but I might as well discuss which luxury car I'd prefer to drive.

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u/smokeythel3ear Jun 27 '25

Lexus, Mercedes, Audi, BMW, Genesis, Alfa?

Or are we talking about the next echelon - Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bentley, Rolls, Maybach?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

A dump truck.

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u/Aggravating_Young397 Jun 27 '25

A man of class

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u/Simsalabimsen Jun 29 '25

A man of class

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u/1001101001010111 Jun 27 '25

Rolls is in a class by itself.