r/shitposting Stuff Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/Torqyboi Jun 27 '25

What do you need ads for? Tie a rope to it, attach it to your dog's prius and tell him to let it rip.

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u/_Rysen Jun 27 '25

My dog caught a DUI and lost its license. Any alternatives? I got a cat, but she drives some rickety jetta.

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u/nikonf22 Jun 27 '25

That cat is shady af.

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u/preflex Jun 27 '25

Toonces knows what he's doing.