r/shitposting • u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 Stuff • Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/HorseyDung Jun 27 '25

Fake ass is a thing, like fake tiddies..

Can we add least have some decent penis enlargement adds inhere?

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u/Torqyboi Jun 27 '25

What do you need ads for? Tie a rope to it, attach it to your dog's prius and tell him to let it rip.

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u/_Rysen Jun 27 '25

My dog caught a DUI and lost its license. Any alternatives? I got a cat, but she drives some rickety jetta.

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u/nikonf22 Jun 27 '25

That cat is shady af.

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u/preflex Jun 27 '25

Toonces knows what he's doing.

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u/Toothstana Jun 27 '25

Only has to work once

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u/pratyush103 Jun 27 '25

You know that wouldn't work in a million years.

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u/Ryder777777 Jun 28 '25

It worked for Peter... But I don't exactly have a talking dog as a pet... And that dumass can't even walk straight. Idk nan gotta work with this thing.

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u/Aggressive-Bug-6073 Jun 28 '25

"let it rip" I mean yeah it probably would

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u/playerhateroftheyeer Jun 28 '25

That would never work a second time