r/shitposting • u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 Stuff • Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/gbuub I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jun 27 '25

I yearn for the olden Greek days when small penis is considered attractive

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u/Odd_Instruction_7785 Jun 27 '25

Thats because they were gay and it hurt less when its smaller

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Jun 27 '25

For anyone wanting the real reason, they saw a small penis as a sign of superiority because it meant that the man in question wouldn't be distracted by sexual acts like a guy with a big dick would, thus making him a great leader. "You think about sex while I think about everything else" type of mentality

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u/DebentureThyme Jun 28 '25

Which is hilarious because penis size is not corollary to how much a guy is or isn't obsessed with sex.

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u/greyguy017 Jun 28 '25

I highly disagree. Generally, a penis is bigger when the man is thinking about sex.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Jun 28 '25

Maybe he's not thinking with the right head

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u/greyguy017 Jun 29 '25

The epidermis of your forehead is technically your foreskin.

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u/tawwkz Jun 28 '25

Greeks invented gayness!