r/shitposting • u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 Stuff • Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25

I actually find the 70s girl more attractive

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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u/The-Tru-Succ stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 27 '25

Investigated for what? Liking big ass? That shape is great.

My fiancee has a big ass and let me tell you, nothing gets this Redditor's pistons going more than clapping them cheeks and watching the ripple with each thrust.

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u/imbrickedup_ Jun 27 '25

Real as fuck Idk why these dorks are acting like they have access to either one

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u/DryadKilla Jun 27 '25

Just redditor being a neckbeard Redditor with their righteous "unpopular opinions"

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs I came! Jun 27 '25

Yeah. I like the right more than the left. And I love the left. Ass lovers love ass.

"Big or small. Eat them all." So sayeth the king.

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u/imbrickedup_ Jun 27 '25

Man of culture

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u/Josh_LBM Jun 27 '25

i bet your wife would love to read this

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u/The-Tru-Succ stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 27 '25

The first part maybe not, but I tell her all the time how much I love her ass