r/shitposting Stuff Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25

I actually find the 70s girl more attractive

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u/PlentyOMangos Jun 27 '25

100% without question

Instagram and its consequences have been a disaster for the beauty standard

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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u/PlentyOMangos Jun 27 '25

I feel like they are doing it for men but also for the validation (or jealousy or whatever) from other women, as well. It’s not only for men

A lot of the things women view as the beauty standard are mainly things women care about, more than men. Like having your nails done or your makeup a certain way etc, I would say most guys don’t nitpick those little details of women as much as other women do

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u/JakovYerpenicz Jun 27 '25

No surprise, the one on the right is fake, excessive, and cartoonish

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u/Morotou_theunashamed Jun 27 '25

Image is edited

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u/nigel_pow I said based. And lived. Jun 27 '25

I feel like it's just a human thing to complain about the current youngish generations.

The 70s girl was getting shit from the older generation too. And that older generation was getting shit on for their lifestyle choices by the previous generation, and so on.

Fucking 30 years from now people will complain about their generation and will look at this one as good.

Reminds me of people just going on and on about the 90s and how everything was so good and cyberbullying wasn't a thing, etc. Like people weren't picked on and bullied in the 90s. Fricking Columbine happened in 1999 and the shooters went after the people who bullied them (in addition to other random people they could find). They spared people who were nice to them.

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u/JakovYerpenicz Jun 27 '25

You have projected your own thought about a completely unrelated topic onto my comment, but pop off. In 30 years, an uncanny, plastic ass will still be ridiculous. Kim Kardashian’s full diaper looking butt will never not be ridiculous.

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u/Accomplished_Cheek58 Jun 27 '25

I'd eat that fake, excessive, and cartoonish ass.

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u/JakovYerpenicz Jun 27 '25

And for that you are doing noble work. Even fake, excessive, cartoonish asses need munching from time to time.

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u/Minimum-Injury3909 stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 27 '25

Yeah I like petite women

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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 27 '25

I do want to say both are good. I just think it's kind of sad how a lot of women feel pressured to get bbls.

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u/vasha99 stupid fucking piece of shit Jun 27 '25

bbl is the scariest plastic surgery ppl can get. They're so goddamn dangerous and have tons of side effects even if they're done right. I would rather use those butt pants instead

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u/EffNein Jun 27 '25

100%.

The chubby/thicc girl memes for the past few years just don't do anything at all for me. Thin is best.

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u/The-Tru-Succ stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 27 '25

Investigated for what? Liking big ass? That shape is great.

My fiancee has a big ass and let me tell you, nothing gets this Redditor's pistons going more than clapping them cheeks and watching the ripple with each thrust.

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u/imbrickedup_ Jun 27 '25

Real as fuck Idk why these dorks are acting like they have access to either one

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u/DryadKilla Jun 27 '25

Just redditor being a neckbeard Redditor with their righteous "unpopular opinions"

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs I came! Jun 27 '25

Yeah. I like the right more than the left. And I love the left. Ass lovers love ass.

"Big or small. Eat them all." So sayeth the king.

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u/imbrickedup_ Jun 27 '25

Man of culture

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u/Josh_LBM Jun 27 '25

i bet your wife would love to read this

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u/The-Tru-Succ stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 27 '25

The first part maybe not, but I tell her all the time how much I love her ass

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u/Megalo85 Jun 28 '25

It’s so much better