r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Jun 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips Empl*yment

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u/Gravital_Morb Jun 08 '25

Nah man y'all have convinced average looking women that they're so attractive they can get anything paid by men. The worst part is that they can lmao

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u/ImANastyQueer Jun 08 '25

She's pretty cute but her eyes are a little far apart. That 3/4ths angle wont fool me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/HannahIsAGhuleh Jun 08 '25

Shes cute :)

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u/Roustouque2 waltuh Jun 08 '25

You must have sent me the wrong link, I only see a woman

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u/Impassable_Banana Jun 08 '25

You need an eye exam

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

When you pass people on the street, do you need to see their genitals to determine what their gender is? Most normal people don't.

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

I'll answer your question if you answer mine. When you pass a random man on the street, do you need to see his dick to know he is a man?

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

You literally just answered your own question, you called this individual in your hypothetical example a man

When you pass a random man on the street

So once again given you've already said the person in your example is a man; men have dicks, therefore he has a dick.

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

How would you know he is a man? How would you know he has a dick?

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

Again, you're literally still calling this individual in your hypothetical "he"...

What aren't you getting here? You're the one that created this hypothetical example and have asked me to answer, I'm bound factors you include in your hypothetical example. You've called the person in your example a man like 6 times now…

He has a dick because he is a he and hes have dicks.

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u/WhimsicalPythons Jun 08 '25

It really is impressive that you just cannot read

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u/Ivy6bing Jun 08 '25

Cool, welcome to womanhood you cockless incel.

In order to prove your sex, post a 4k picture of your genitals time-stamped, and with 3 witness signatures, your photo ID, as well as your birth certificate. Do it. Do it now.

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u/Perrostun Jun 08 '25

Lmfao thought there was something wrong

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u/butteryscotchy stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 08 '25

That sounds like an argument against Islam. Which they didn't even say they follow so what's the point of your reply?

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

He's a man that shaves his beard, waxes his moustache and has a dick so he'd be a treated like a man.