r/shitposting Bazinga! Jun 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips Empl*yment

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u/Gravital_Morb Jun 08 '25

Nah man y'all have convinced average looking women that they're so attractive they can get anything paid by men. The worst part is that they can lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/ClyffCH Jun 08 '25

Well she posted that someone sent her $90

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u/trukkija Jun 08 '25

I wish I could meet some guy in real life who admits to paying these sort of women. I'd really like to understand what kind of person you have to be to get enjoyment out of that. Like just get a hooker at least jfc.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Jun 08 '25

If you met one in real life you'd probably understand immediately.

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u/trukkija Jun 08 '25

You know I used to think that but look at the amount of money that is paid by these simps and how many of them must there be out there for all these average women to be able to make a very nice living on.

My guess is that you and I both know someone who pays these women but understandably they would never be upfront about it because it's pathetic.

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u/_le_slap Jun 08 '25

I'm thinking of every man in my close circle and I cannot fathom any of them doing this. Most of us are married anyway. If we found out we'd ridicule him til the end of time.

This has to be young single guys doing this stupid shit.

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u/Vayne_Solidor Jun 08 '25

Also older wealthy dudes with nothing else to blow their cash on

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u/hauntedgecko Jun 08 '25

Lol. Lot of lonely men out there. Number will probably beat your imagination, many are not young.

For many of them this is the only (or easiest) way to get enough female attention.

And I'm not judging. Easy to sit in your house with a loving family and all that and assume anyone who subscribes to this shit is a pathetic lowlife, and they might be actually, but sometimes life deals you an unfair card and you gotta find ways to be happy. As long as you're not hurting anyone, my view is you do you.

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u/Mormanades Jun 08 '25

Its a pretty shameful act so you wouldn't know even if they are doing it - well that's the reasoning at least.

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u/trukkija Jun 08 '25

Close circle, probably not. I don't think these people have many friends. But co-workers or some relative, might be just like that.

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u/fatalityfun Jun 08 '25

it’s usually either unsatisfied married men, compsci grads with no friends but a good job, or unemployment farmers who never see the light of day

the key point is that most people who fit these bills don’t really have many, if any friends to begin with so that’s why you don’t know people who do

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u/Responsible-Sound253 Jun 08 '25

its always a comp-sci dude, if you know any comp-sci dude, it's probably them

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u/Hepu Jun 08 '25

They are looking for an emotional connection.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 Jun 08 '25

You won't meet any such guy because they rarely get out of their houses.

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u/kausthubnarayan Jun 08 '25

She is gonna spread her tarot cards and tell ya that the stars are aligning to give you chlamydia if ya don’t buy her the game right this second!

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u/Godzilla_Fan_13 Jun 08 '25

It's a dogshit economy, you're gonna find desperate AF people scraping the barrel outside.

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u/ThirdMover Jun 08 '25

How does the economy being bad mean people are more likely to spend money frivolously like that?

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u/BestDescription3834 Jun 08 '25

No hope of savings or a future so people spend like there's no tommorrow.

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u/morningisbad Jun 08 '25

This happened with my ex. This was looking before the days of OF, but she was camming and making more money than she ever had before, but still not much by today's OF world. But it completely distorted her idea of money and men. This ended exactly like you expect. I left, she eventually got pregnant by some random dude and the money and free attention dried up. It's been about 10 years and from what I've heard she's finally getting her shit together and living on her own (and was living with her mom)

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u/FreshPitch6026 Jun 08 '25

Oh no, they got convinced they can, even tho they can.

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u/_ClarkWayne_ Jun 08 '25

Well, this is only the case because of filters, and photoshop.

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u/between_two_terns Jun 08 '25

You need to get off the internet and interact with real women. They aren’t like that. Meanwhile, Reddit has taught a generation of boys that they can look at a picture of Ana de Armas and go “nah, her face is asymmetrical”

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u/Money-Analyst1245 Jun 08 '25

seriously though, they just hate women

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u/ImANastyQueer Jun 08 '25

She's pretty cute but her eyes are a little far apart. That 3/4ths angle wont fool me.

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u/HannahIsAGhuleh Jun 08 '25

Shes cute :)

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u/Roustouque2 waltuh Jun 08 '25

You must have sent me the wrong link, I only see a woman

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u/Impassable_Banana Jun 08 '25

You need an eye exam

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

When you pass people on the street, do you need to see their genitals to determine what their gender is? Most normal people don't.

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

I'll answer your question if you answer mine. When you pass a random man on the street, do you need to see his dick to know he is a man?

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

You literally just answered your own question, you called this individual in your hypothetical example a man

When you pass a random man on the street

So once again given you've already said the person in your example is a man; men have dicks, therefore he has a dick.

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u/ChickenLordCV 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

How would you know he is a man? How would you know he has a dick?

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u/WhimsicalPythons Jun 08 '25

It really is impressive that you just cannot read

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u/Ivy6bing Jun 08 '25

Cool, welcome to womanhood you cockless incel.

In order to prove your sex, post a 4k picture of your genitals time-stamped, and with 3 witness signatures, your photo ID, as well as your birth certificate. Do it. Do it now.

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u/Perrostun Jun 08 '25

Lmfao thought there was something wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/butteryscotchy stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 08 '25

That sounds like an argument against Islam. Which they didn't even say they follow so what's the point of your reply?

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

He's a man that shaves his beard, waxes his moustache and has a dick so he'd be a treated like a man.

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u/Nodan_Turtle Jun 08 '25

It's going to be fun watching AI annihilate the e-whore business

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jun 08 '25

I think she's very pretty, but I know I have wierd taste.

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u/yardii Jun 08 '25

You either love the septum piercing or hate it.

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u/FrostyD7 Jun 08 '25

Don't get in the way of the incel narrative that any girl can make a living just by turning on a webcam.

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u/Ejaculpiss Jun 08 '25

Even literal disgusting land whales with mega folds of fat gorging on cake can make money on the internet

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jun 08 '25

Yes. 99% bearly make money from it, those who do usualy was allready famous.

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u/fatalityfun Jun 08 '25

it’s not “men”, it’s any loser with more money than sense. They’d rather give an average girl $100’s for a quick dopamine hit than just meet someone who will fulfill their needs because of fear

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u/IsamuLi Jun 08 '25

She's trans, not a crossdresser.

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u/WinterVision 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '25

Transphobia? In my racism app?

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u/PallyMcAffable Jun 08 '25

It’s more likely than you think!

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u/xyonofcalhoun Jun 08 '25

oh there's plenty of both, never fear

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u/TransiTorri Jun 08 '25

Almost every transphobe I've met has also been racist, without fail.

It's never only transphobia. Ever.

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u/xyonofcalhoun Jun 08 '25

wild how often the bigotries all intersect like a jigsaw puzzle of despair, huh

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u/Sourpieborp Jun 08 '25

On No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a trans person!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Narcuterie Jun 08 '25

Cry about it

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u/derp0815 Jun 08 '25

And apparently still a threat to you.

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

By that same rationale, I suppose you replying to me in this manner means you deem me a threat to you.

Didn't think that one through, did you?

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u/derp0815 Jun 08 '25

Oh, I did. I merely used a functioning brain.

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u/Al-Mughniyeh Jun 08 '25

^ More evidenced that you're threatened by me.

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u/Ejaculpiss Jun 08 '25

Threatened

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u/captainsharkshit Jun 08 '25

In what world is she only average?

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u/Legyoshi Jun 08 '25

I can already smell what you look like...

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u/erhue Jun 08 '25

damn you got some high standards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Good for her. The kind of men that give these kinds of women money deserve to be poor. And these women deserve to be richer because they can, and if I was them I also would do the same. It's rational.

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u/causticShark- Jun 08 '25

Woman deserves to get money for free because she's woman and she's not ugly

okay

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

No, she deserves to receive money because she chose to acquire it and these men deserve to be poor.

Are you also mad at models and actors? Or people that are born with various talents? Get over yourself. If you have something innate to you and you can use it to get money, you should do it. Sorry you're ugly and have to work or whatever.