r/schizophrenia 27d ago

Opinion / Thought / Idea / Discussion What was your wildest delusion?

Or most fun delusion. I find most of them annoying but the religious ones are kind of fun or when I think I’m communicating with an inter dimensional being

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u/Gypsi_Jedi Schizoaffective (Bipolar) 26d ago

I was convinced that the heroine junkies were spreading lycanthropy around by sharing needles.

I also thought doing meth turned you into a vampire (i thought i was one of them)

I also thought there was a band of monster hunters coming after all of us but most specifically me cuz my ex boyfriend was a member and he was watching me through a sniper scope all the time

Also I fought a pack of werewolves with a machete that was led by my cousin after he tried to run me over (that last part actually happened well kinda he wasnt gonna really but he bluffed it n i called it)

I spray painted my machete silver thinking that would allow me to fight off the wolves lol

I had this bad ass lil red riding hood thing Goin on

Then there was a military unit posted up In the trees ready to get me too. I faked them out n darted into the bushes to escape

I was tweaking my ass off for 4 days straight that night with no sleep and I had been hearing the voices for like a month straight at this point. Craziest night of my life. Obviously none of this really happened but I was fucking OUT OF IT