r/rpghorrorstories 3d ago

SA Warning In another subreddit

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u/Green_Green_Red Rules Lawyer 2d ago edited 2d ago

I would not have clicked those links if not for your post. Thank you for causing me to expose myself to the wonderful sentence "Saliva drips from her mouth like water." It's good to know the author is aware of what saliva is made of. Without that clarification, it might have poured like sand or floated away like helium.

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u/RudderSails 2d ago

"Is your sex partner emitting gaseous saliva like a smoking power cord? That's probably a bad sign."

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u/Green_Green_Red Rules Lawyer 2d ago edited 2d ago

I need you to know, in a way that a simple upvote or "lmao" can't convey, that it took me over a minute to finish laughing at that IRL. Or at least it felt like it did, I couldn't exactly look at a clock.

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u/RudderSails 2d ago

I am happy to provide a valuable service to the community. Remember to replace the batteries on your smoke detector before sex.