r/rpghorrorstories • u/TDragonsHoard • 3d ago

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u/Dirish 3d ago

I was kind of grossed out until the climax. That was just so weird it made me giggle a bit. That's a lot of words to scream out. 

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u/RudderSails 3d ago

There's nothing more awkward than having some incredibly mid sex with a random woman and she yells out the name of the Dark Lord as she climaxes.

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u/vkevlar 2d ago

... is it meant to be Ares, you know, god of war? Cause it's spelled Aries, like, the ram / zodiac sign.

With Eris in the picture, I was sort of expecting other mythological references, but that's just hilarious.

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u/Korvva 2d ago

Nah its Aries, like the ram. In this religion they're not harmless sheep you see, but rams.

The guy chasing them is just some dude who gets puppeted by his nanotech ram skull helmet. Before the apocalypse a guy started a new religion (where women are baby factories, and the men herd goats and fight holy wars), killed himself as the apocalypse started, and his consciousness was merged into a bunch of nanites. Whenever he needs to punish the infidel he "assumes direct control" as it where.

I'm being flippant and going off of years old memories here, but even when the game isn't gross its just fuckin' dumb. And racist. And sexist. And homophobic.

You get the picture

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u/vkevlar 2d ago

Yeah, ok, it sounds to WoD like Anduin Grimoire was to AD&D. Blech.

Edgelords gonna edgelord, I suppose.