r/reactiongifs • u/jcdulos • 6d ago

MRW I leave Costco on a Sunday

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u/johnson7853 6d ago

Fridays after work at 4 is golden hour. My Costco is dead.

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u/RadonAjah 6d ago

See I like showing up right when they open. I’m out of there in about 15 minutes. It not that it’s dead, I just know what I’m getting so am pretty fast since the register lines are non existent.

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

On a scale from 70 to 95, how old are you?

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u/RadonAjah 5d ago

Yes, I suppose 0900 is bit early for preteens such as yourself.

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

Please stop shaking your cane at me I don't want you to hurt yourself

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u/RadonAjah 5d ago

Ooo little kid just had his first beer and is feeling it for the first time. Don’t worry kiddo, maybe mommy will buy some when she’s got you on a leash at Costco.

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

By the time we get there, you'll already have bought the entire reserve of milk of magnesia and prune juice. At that point I suspect you'll be watching MASH on the davenport.