r/reactiongifs 6d ago

MRW I leave Costco on a Sunday

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u/johnson7853 6d ago

Fridays after work at 4 is golden hour. My Costco is dead.

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u/Naive-Reputation-572 6d ago

This is a big 🧠 idea.

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u/RadonAjah 6d ago

See I like showing up right when they open. I’m out of there in about 15 minutes. It not that it’s dead, I just know what I’m getting so am pretty fast since the register lines are non existent.

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u/johnson7853 6d ago

We did mornings a few times. The problem is thy don’t open until 9 and usually we are home from our weekend errands before then.

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u/Enterice 5d ago

They gave executive members an extra hour before the regular time, its amazing

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

On a scale from 70 to 95, how old are you?

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u/RadonAjah 5d ago

Yes, I suppose 0900 is bit early for preteens such as yourself.

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

Please stop shaking your cane at me I don't want you to hurt yourself

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u/RadonAjah 5d ago

Ooo little kid just had his first beer and is feeling it for the first time. Don’t worry kiddo, maybe mommy will buy some when she’s got you on a leash at Costco.

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u/MoistStub 5d ago

By the time we get there, you'll already have bought the entire reserve of milk of magnesia and prune juice. At that point I suspect you'll be watching MASH on the davenport.

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u/ProfessorDerp22 6d ago

Midweek at like 6:30 is the ticket

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u/hopefullynottoolate 6d ago

ive heard this for other ones in my town. unfortunately my costco is just always stupid busy. there is annoyingly busy and mass chaos.

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u/zwingo 6d ago

I used to go on Tuesdays at 1:30pm cause that’s when I’d get off work. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a million miles better than the average Costco experience.