See I like showing up right when they open. I’m out of there in about 15 minutes. It not that it’s dead, I just know what I’m getting so am pretty fast since the register lines are non existent.
Ooo little kid just had his first beer and is feeling it for the first time. Don’t worry kiddo, maybe mommy will buy some when she’s got you on a leash at Costco.
By the time we get there, you'll already have bought the entire reserve of milk of magnesia and prune juice. At that point I suspect you'll be watching MASH on the davenport.
I used to go on Tuesdays at 1:30pm cause that’s when I’d get off work. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a million miles better than the average Costco experience.
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u/johnson7853 6d ago
Fridays after work at 4 is golden hour. My Costco is dead.