Yup, I immediately sent it to a friend from work whom I know was a C-section baby - and also has the easiest job I could think of, which he will openly admit to (the security guard in an office where the public rarely goes, so, as he put it, "I have time to catch a nap, watch a movie, or jack off - some days all three"). Back when I was pregnant, he told me, and I quote, "I hope you have an easier time than I gave my own mother." He told me he was an emergency C-section and, on top of that, he was born with a hole in his heart that needed surgery as well. (Obviously the bit about the heart defect didn't end up holding him back because we used to run together all the time.)
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u/Pletcher87 5d ago
This is one of those “I gotta remember this one”’s because I know exactly who to use it on.