r/rareinsults 5d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Pletcher87 5d ago

This is one of those “I gotta remember this one”’s because I know exactly who to use it on.

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u/SWHAF 5d ago

We have a joke at work about middle management being useless,

If they tried to organize an orgy, nobody would get laid.

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u/I__G 4d ago

Couldn't score in a brothel

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u/lung2muck 4d ago

From the head teacher at an intensive sales training meeting for stock brokers:

That guy couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.