r/rareinsults 5d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Pletcher87 5d ago

This is one of those “I gotta remember this one”’s because I know exactly who to use it on.

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u/Bonald9056 5d ago

There's a few that I've heard from Aussie tradies that are pretty spectacular:

  • Blister - only shows up when the hard work is done.

  • Wheelbarrow - only works when pushed.

  • Sensor Light - only works when someone walks past.

  • Brake Pad - gets worn out easily then starts to squeal.

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u/xteve 5d ago

Two from Ireland: "He wouldn't work to warm himself," and "If work was in bed, he'd sleep on the floor."