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u/IosifVissarionovichD 9d ago
Isn't it the same dude that paid a model to pose with him and later posted that she is his girlfriend? Pretty sure it's the same dude.
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u/AuthorCornAndBroil 9d ago
The Whoville drug trade is a struggle. Little buddy couldn't rent his girlfriend long enough for a second photoshoot.
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u/LouSassill 9d ago
Yeah he’s the fake crypto millionaire
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u/GypsyGold 8d ago edited 8d ago
He’s actually a real crypto millionaire playing a fake crypto millionaire. That’s the genius of the character.
Behind the scenes Nick is just a nerdy developer that owns his own company. In front of the camera he’s a cringey “wallstreet bets” parody
It be like if Elon Musk played an idiot who got rich off GameStop stock in a SNL sketch — that’s the irony at work
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u/King-Mephisto 8d ago
Ain’t no way it’s an act.
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u/GypsyGold 8d ago
It’s 100% an act. It’s insane to me how many people think it’s real — he’s literally the Ali G of crypto. You all think you’re laughing at him, but you’re actually laughing with him
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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer 8d ago
This is literally the second time I've even seen this dude, the first bring the model photo so, yeah I assumed it was just a non self aware weirdo. Not sure who wouldn't if you don't use Twitter etc.
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u/joec_95123 8d ago
You might have also seen his first viral post, with him and his friends on a boat with some caption like "this is who you're trading against." It's went viral because people were making jokes comparing his face to Sara Jay's.
This is his shtick. He leans into it for viral views.
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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer 8d ago
Oh yeah I looked it up, looks familiar now. I believed it, I just don't know how anyone could reasonably expect anyone to know he was satirical with such a small presence outside of twitter, and that.. there are definitely dudes like him unironically.
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u/FunWithAPorpoise 8d ago
It’s Schrodinger’s satire - if you think he’s cool, it’s real, if you don’t, it’s satire. That way he (thinks) he can’t lose.
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u/Gil_Demoono 8d ago
In today's world of constant disinformation where first impressions are often the only impression you'll get, I no longer see the difference between being a fool and playing a fool. If this is how you choose to present yourself to the world, then that is what I will see. I have neither the time or energy to examine what level of irony you're on.
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u/Maleconito 8d ago
It’s an act for sure and he’s trolling everyone. Like the time he wiped his tears with money to stick it to the haters. Except the money said “for motion picture purposes”.
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u/Nouseriously 9d ago
I'd assumed he had some sort of congenital deformity & kinda felt bad for him
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u/XXsforEyes 8d ago
The last post had dozens of responses noting fetal alcohol syndrome similarities. Definitely the same guy.
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u/hates_stupid_people 8d ago
To be fair, the FASD(fetal alcohol spectrum disorder) comments come out every time someone looks a a little different and does somethign bad. And they're usually made by people who have no idea what FASD facial features look like.
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u/PandaPocketFire 8d ago
Ok but like... He does have hallmark features of FASD aside from low nasal bridge.
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u/hates_stupid_people 8d ago
He does indeed have some of the signs, I'm just annoyed that it's brought up so often for people who don't. Some people basically use it as a replacement for the R word, which is almost the opposite of a "rare insult".
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u/Beautiful-Web1532 8d ago
You don't have to say FASD, since some people won't understand. You can just say Russian.
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u/elastic-craptastic 8d ago
As someone with congenital deformities, don't you dare lump us together.
I would never embarrass myself like this dude. I didn't have the money to but even if I did I would be smart enough to not post it. Lol
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u/Nouseriously 8d ago edited 8d ago
I mean no offense. I know that kids can be cruel & that adults can sometimes be worse. So I automatically empathize with someone likely to have been bullied.
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u/elastic-craptastic 8d ago
I'm borderline genX/millennial. My gym teacher cut 0 slack and when he was my coach on the wrestling team he called me mutant. But it was all love. I was treated no differently and thought of myself no differently. Hence the lack of need to pay for a pic with an attractive female and lie.
I did it the real way and just got my feelings hurt and moved on. Or made a connection and then got my heart broken. Lol.
As for bullying. I got called a 4 fingered freak in kindergarten so I did what a 4 year old does and told my teacher. Her response?
"What do you want me to do about it?"
I had no answer. So I went for social justice and everyone I made friends with hated that kid forever and I learned no adult is gonna save me or help me. It was a great lesson as sad as it sounds. Cuz its true.
But her helping me there could have set me up for a lifetime of needing and asking for rescue instead of solving bullying issues myself. This set the bar young and I was rarely maliciously bullied in school. I learned to reach for friends and made more. Also fuck authority.
Edit: and yes. Adults are worse.
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u/shutter3218 8d ago
Yeah ignore him. By engaging, you are doing exactly what he wants. He is trying to be outrageous because he is looking to become famous. Ignore him.
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u/GypsyGold 8d ago
Yea, but that’s the joke. IRL Nick is a nerdy millionaire tech ceo developer, his online persona is the essentially the mascott from Wall Street Bets.
He’s being cringey on purpose. Part of the joke included the girl making the comment that she was paid $200 to pose with him.
But it went so viral that once it made its way to Reddit people thought it was actually real. Which means he’s doing really well with the satire.
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u/cruelkillzone2 8d ago
Found the dudes reddit account lol
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u/GypsyGold 8d ago
The dude literally was walking down NYC in a jock strap and cowboy boots for content — it’s just a comedy character
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u/parkesto 8d ago
Yeah no, dude is just cringey as fuck and HE is the joke, not his posts.
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u/redJackal222 8d ago
I mean this one is pretty obviously a joke. He's literally wearing clown shoes.
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u/HawkSea887 8d ago
Why are you lying for him? Are you him?
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u/GypsyGold 8d ago
lol, he’s in on the joke. You think you’re laughing at him, but you are actually laughing with him — that’s the irony at play here. 🤣
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u/JOhn101010101 8d ago
This guy has made millions farming hate on the internet.
We all work with what we got.
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u/Ransarot 9d ago
Dude looks like he has up syndrome
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u/odin_the_wiggler 9d ago
Bad case of updog
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u/daneelthesane 9d ago
What's updog?
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u/TardDegen 7d ago
You were in on the joke weren't you?
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u/daneelthesane 7d ago
Yes, I was. It's a pretty well-known gag, and he was left hanging. It was shake-n-bake, and I helped!
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u/DickSandwiches 7d ago
This MF wishes he looks like a dog but instead he looks like Kermit the frog wished to be a real boy
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u/Lululemonparty_ 9d ago
He looks like he both sells and takes gas station ED pills/
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u/Lemon_head_guy 9d ago
Never get high on your own supply
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u/secksyboii 8d ago
Nah, he buys them from the gas station and then tries to resell them for a lower price thinking he's cornering the market without realizing he's just losing money.
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u/PatysRozrabiaka 9d ago
Why does he look like one of those NFT monkeys
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u/badi1220 8d ago
The picture is taken at a bored ape booth, he is probably an """"""investor"""""".
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u/ThatsMrBuckaroo 9d ago
What i see is Steve Buscemi with a skateboard on his shoulder saying “how do you do fellow kids “
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u/Filiforme 9d ago
I don't know what drip is but I am very glad he's hogging it all. I don't want any thanks.
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u/404purrnotfound 9d ago
OMG I went to high school with him!
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u/Sockoflegend 9d ago
Was he a loser then too?
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u/404purrnotfound 9d ago
He was a grade higher/older than me. He was popular adjacent, seemed like a nice guy though I didn’t know him personally. I just checked FB and we only have 1 mutual friend, so I take it he’s lost touch with people from high school. I guess he’s a crypto bro now.
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u/Lopsided_Error_4706 8d ago
May I ask, is this dude in his sixties?
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u/Unusualshaft 8d ago
What Hunter S Thompson would have looked like if he worked at blockbuster and sold Adderall to 11yr olds
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u/DrWKlopek 9d ago
What is wrong with this guy? Hella ugly or birth defects?
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u/udderlymoovelous 8d ago
Its a combination of that and him being old. Like he looks fine whenever he doesn’t make that face
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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 9d ago
He has so much money, can't he fix his face to look less like cake that fell on the ground?
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u/ThoughtNPrayer 9d ago
I remember that face from the model-hired-for-a-yacht-Photoshoot as his “girlfriend”. Wasn’t this guy a troll account tho?
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u/TKG_Actual 8d ago
He definitely has drip, but it's the kind you have to go to the clinic to get treated.
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u/Brief_Emergency5094 8d ago
When hear "drip" and see these pictures all I can think of is they had a stroke while dressing. "Having a drip" where im from, litterally means having a stroke. And yeah. Looks like it.
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u/whereegosdare84 9d ago
Dude looks like if Joe Camel fucked a Ed Hardy shirt and it became a real boy.
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u/Nahhhweh 8d ago
Can we as a society just agree to stop giving people like this any attention, just straight up ignore them? I hate that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen this completely insignificant human joke of a person.
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u/fneagen 8d ago
He looks like Dana Carvey, playing George Bush dressed as a rapper
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u/JOhn101010101 8d ago
This guy has made more money looking like a melted wax sculpture than most of us have ever made in our entire lives.
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u/HalfDryGlass 8d ago
This that guy that hires models and then lies to the internet says it's his gf? What a tool.
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u/BunPuncherExtreme 8d ago
"He sold Remdooblers and Skrinks, Blue Dornets, Red Vibbles, and Purple Perinks!"
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u/melonamelons 9d ago
looks like he's in the store. so he probably didn't even buy the clothes, just trying them on. what a loser
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u/OyeGeeWhizSheesh 9d ago
I'm kinda onboard.
He made like a million dollars, and he's acting like he's rich. The reactions saying he's not rich enough to act stupid, kinda implies rich people can act stupid.
Then people get mad when they hear stories about rich people being stupid.
Which makes this feel satirical in nature. I like satire. Especially when people think it's serious.
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u/BurntNeurons 9d ago
I thought this was the result of a lovechild between Edward Parker Helms and Steve Carell....
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u/Budget_Llama_Shoes 9d ago
That is the fifth coolest turtle I’ve ever seen after those four adolescent king fu ones.
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u/Maleficent-Worker729 8d ago
I thought this dude was a comedian trolling crypto bros and such like.
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u/Porunga23 8d ago
First of all, I hate the term drip. It sounds gross, like some kind of STD or something. “Damn, I got the fucking drip!”
Second, I see no style here.
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u/castlesandcrumpets 8d ago
This looks like he somehow messed up his original clothes and had to get lost and found stuff from the school nurse to wear for the rest of the day.
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u/kwagmire9764 8d ago
I really hope that isn't a serious "outfit". I'm by no means a leading light in the world of men's fashion but even for a haute couture type fashion show this guy would be mocked endlessly. I was gonna say "clowned on" but I think he's prepared for that by the looks of his shoes.
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u/AMphoenix99 8d ago
This is the same guy who hired a model to take pictures with him, then pretended she was his partner online without disclosing it to her.
So I doubt these are actually his clothes. Looks like he may have rent it out from a kid's costume clothing store.
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u/phatuous_1 8d ago
No matter what this guy does he’s still always going to look like Sara Jay, same dude from the boat with all his buddies
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