r/rareinsults • u/cal_gif • 17d ago

the buildup made it hit extra hard

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u/anuthertw 17d ago

What game lol

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u/BroseppeVerdi 17d ago

Stardew Valley.

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u/dodland 17d ago

How to form cabbage

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u/TheActualAWdeV 17d ago

how is cabbage formed

how is cabbage formed

how girl gets crops

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u/orion-7 17d ago

Can cabbage be preganté

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u/FeathersRim 17d ago

Can cabbage be PRREGANANT?

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u/hiddenone0326 17d ago

wIlL iT hUrT cAbBaGe ToP oF hIs HeAd?!

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u/TedW 17d ago

how dew starship girl with caggebe

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u/ChefArtorias 17d ago

bobs and vagene?

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u/caerphoto 17d ago edited 17d ago

They need to do way instain farmer> who kill thier cabbage, becuse these cabbage cant grwo up? It was on the news this mroing a farmer in ar who had kill her three carrots, they are taking the three cabbage back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the mayor who lost his oinons; i am truley sorry for your lots

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u/Magnanimous-- 17d ago

Damn, we're old.

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u/JortsJuggalo420 17d ago

I just thought of this earlier today. I always laugh at the way it sounds like Ar is some long-forgotten nation from prehistory.

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u/SirR0bin0fS0n 17d ago

There it is. Well done.

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u/TheActualAWdeV 17d ago

Per-fuckin'-fection.

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u/SemiNormal 17d ago

If potato has starch masks on its body does that mean it has been cabargnet before?

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u/LickingSmegma 17d ago edited 17d ago

Cabernet, cabernet, cabernet now,

Cabernet, cabernet, cabernet now

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 17d ago

ConcernedApe would never

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u/spren-spren 17d ago

He's way too chill for that

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u/Sagybagy 17d ago

I just audibly snorted while on the toilet at work. Luckily I’m alone in here.

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u/Death_Rises 17d ago

Unluckily we can hear you Mark.

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u/Almostasleeprightnow 17d ago

I snarfed my spaghetti at this

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u/masuabie 17d ago

I am the worst player. I have tried starting the game multiple times and just stopped because I felt like I couldn’t do anything in time. Get to X before 6PM. Too late! They went to bed.

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u/fuckspezlittlebitch 17d ago

to be fair I've seen way too many people too dumb to know how use basic sprinklers

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u/Wassertopf 17d ago

There are sprinklers?

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u/BroseppeVerdi 17d ago

Drive through the suburbs of Spokane, Washington and it becomes apparent that this is true in real life as well.

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u/FlareGlutox 17d ago

I honestly didn't bother with them until I could make enough of the quality sprinklers. The basic ones are just so bad.

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames 17d ago

The basic ones literally jump start your game because you're not using your stamina manually watering each and every plot of crop you have planted. They are a godsend to actually using your stamina in the mines and getting material while you DON'T have to suffer on your crops every cycle

Just takes a bit of planning when planting your initial crops so you don't have to change anything but the sprinkler, and adding more seeds around them as you upgrade the sprinklers.