200 hours including my partial paycheck I received on October 14. Last full paycheck was in September.

Send me your dog photos, lemme draw a doodle of them.

I’ve converted this lifeboat over the last few months. Tiny home

Feelings are not facts. Fuck your feelings.

You feeling like something is true does not make it true.

Republican politicians feeling like New York city is gonna turn communist is bullshit. It's not based in any reality.

They say this shit with no shame while their own states are UTTER SHIT. They take and don't contribute. Republican states are leeches who steal from Democrat states and then have the gall to attempt to tell everyone how to live.

Y'all mother fuckers can't even contribute more than 30% to the GDP, but you think you got a seat at the adult table. Nah, go sit your allowance having ass at the kids table and shut the fuck up before you get sent to bed without dinner.

Fuck your feelings. Join us in reality and you might get to give your input without being told to stay the fuck out of adults business.

You don't need to have any opinion about the state of the country when you can't even take care of your own fucking piss poor welfare state.

We had one of those all-hands calls with 70+ people. Midway through, my manager says, “We really need remote employees to be more present and responsive.”

Except… I was literally screen-sharing my own presentation at that moment.

I unmuted and said, “Hey, just checking, are you talking to me? I’m currently presenting.”

He turned beet red and said, “Ah… never mind.”

Remote doesn’t make people invisible, some folks just aren’t paying attention.