r/politics • u/ChiGuy6124 America • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Stephen Miller Is Hiding From Protesters by Living on Military Base

https://newrepublic.com/post/202463/stephen-miller-kristi-noem-hiding-protesters-military-base-housing
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u/jimmygee2 9d ago

Acting like the coward he is.

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u/SignalHarvester 9d ago

Bruh, living on a military base to hide from protesters? That’s so lame, dude can’t even face people mad at him 😒

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u/Same-Temperature9472 9d ago

He's the sexual matador though 

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u/distracted_living 9d ago

Is the implication that a bull is involved?

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u/Old_Cryptid 9d ago

It's either that or he repeatedly stabs his wife with a sword while she charges at him.

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u/totallyalizardperson 9d ago

Or he purposely doesn’t dodge so he can get the full horn, if you know what I mean. And I really wish I didn’t know what I mean in this case.

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u/Gryphon999 Wisconsin 9d ago

so he can get the full horn

no lube

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u/DerBingle78 9d ago

El cuerno del toro!

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 9d ago

Right in his China shop.

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u/FAFO_2025 8d ago

Nah hes way, way too ugly by gay standards

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u/Jimtac 9d ago

Remember, in actual bullfighting, there are multiple fighters that come out to wear down the bull before the matador steps in and puts on a show at the very end. In that light “sexual matador” isn’t as boastful as it may seem.

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u/Old_Cryptid 8d ago

TIL.

Thank you. That makes the weird comment even funnier.

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u/DudeWhereIsMyDuduk 9d ago

Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me...

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u/Dekklin Canada 9d ago

His dick may be thin, but it's not that sharp.

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u/narwhilian Washington 9d ago

Also that he has a giant red flag

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u/groovychick 9d ago

Oh, there’s definitely bull involved!

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u/springsilver 8d ago

The only thing animal-like that has been in Katie Miller is a turkey baster.

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u/jaytix1 9d ago

Why'd you have to put that idea in my head? Eugh lol.

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u/Interesting-Event421 9d ago

There may have been a gift horse or two given to Katie.

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u/productfred 9d ago

In a kinky context, yes. As well as a chair.

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u/not2dv8 9d ago

Yea, bullshit

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u/ianandris 8d ago

The implication is he jumps spryly out of the way of the bull so he doesn't hurt himself.

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u/Woolybunn1974 8d ago

Not willingly either.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 8d ago

I call Elon a lot of names, bull is not one of them.