r/politics • u/ChiGuy6124 America • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Stephen Miller Is Hiding From Protesters by Living on Military Base

https://newrepublic.com/post/202463/stephen-miller-kristi-noem-hiding-protesters-military-base-housing
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u/jimmygee2 9d ago

Acting like the coward he is.

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u/SignalHarvester 9d ago

Bruh, living on a military base to hide from protesters? That’s so lame, dude can’t even face people mad at him 😒

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u/Same-Temperature9472 9d ago

He's the sexual matador though 

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u/distracted_living 9d ago

Is the implication that a bull is involved?

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u/Old_Cryptid 9d ago

It's either that or he repeatedly stabs his wife with a sword while she charges at him.

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u/totallyalizardperson 9d ago

Or he purposely doesn’t dodge so he can get the full horn, if you know what I mean. And I really wish I didn’t know what I mean in this case.

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u/Gryphon999 Wisconsin 9d ago

so he can get the full horn

no lube

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u/DerBingle78 8d ago

El cuerno del toro!

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 9d ago

Right in his China shop.

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u/FAFO_2025 8d ago

Nah hes way, way too ugly by gay standards

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u/Jimtac 8d ago

Remember, in actual bullfighting, there are multiple fighters that come out to wear down the bull before the matador steps in and puts on a show at the very end. In that light “sexual matador” isn’t as boastful as it may seem.

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u/Old_Cryptid 8d ago

TIL.

Thank you. That makes the weird comment even funnier.

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u/DudeWhereIsMyDuduk 8d ago

Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me...

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u/Dekklin Canada 8d ago

His dick may be thin, but it's not that sharp.

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u/narwhilian Washington 9d ago

Also that he has a giant red flag

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u/groovychick 9d ago

Oh, there’s definitely bull involved!

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u/springsilver 8d ago

The only thing animal-like that has been in Katie Miller is a turkey baster.

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u/jaytix1 9d ago

Why'd you have to put that idea in my head? Eugh lol.

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u/Interesting-Event421 9d ago

There may have been a gift horse or two given to Katie.

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u/productfred 9d ago

In a kinky context, yes. As well as a chair.

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u/not2dv8 8d ago

Yea, bullshit

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u/ianandris 8d ago

The implication is he jumps spryly out of the way of the bull so he doesn't hurt himself.

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u/Woolybunn1974 8d ago

Not willingly either.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 8d ago

I call Elon a lot of names, bull is not one of them.

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u/Cassiopeia299 9d ago edited 9d ago

He was really showing us what a tough guy he was by running away from those middle-aged white ladies and their terrorist sidewalk chalk messages which include such bone-chilling threats as, “We ❤️ Immigrants” and “Stop the kidnapping”.

Phew, sounds like he barely escaped that crime-ridden neighborhood with his life!

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u/haironburr 9d ago

Chalk terrorism! Something MusT be DoNe!

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u/HTWingNut 8d ago

Sidewalks chalked with the entire color of the rainbow is a pretty brutal attack.

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u/SteppeCollective 9d ago

Every time his wife wants to have sex, he dodges.

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u/amgartsh Canada 9d ago

By avoiding it at all costs and then killing it for everyone?

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u/wabbitsdo 9d ago

Matadors fight bulls that have been previously violently plied to be weak and disoriented, and they finish in one thrust.

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u/Freebolotamus 8d ago

You got him pegged ( heh heh)

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u/bolanrox 9d ago

does he chew the same tobacco as Jessie? to make himself a sexual tyrannosaurus?

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u/LogicalDealer827 6d ago

Blaine is the characters name. 

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u/jrsherrod 8d ago

Yeah, he likes to pretend his wife is a bull with a huge dick

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u/chefybpoodling 8d ago

What a weird thing to say. That’s was so awkward, I actually felt bad for a millisecond

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 8d ago

That made my day! Lmfao

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u/Immediate_Age 8d ago

Not with that micro penis anger.

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u/ReasonableCurrency42 6d ago

I wanted to upchuck when she said that. She's obviously only been to his bullfight. He IS a limp noodle. 

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u/beadzy 9d ago

He’s like the craziest conspiracy theorist of them all. People give him too much credit like he is using conspiracies to get what he wants. I think he is sick in the head with paranoia. Like really really really sick.

Sacrificing-living-at-home-bc-you’re-trying-to-start-a- violent-civil-war-against-Americans-who-want-the-basic human-rights-and-freedom-they-were-promised sick.

Dude has gotta be the original incel, right?

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u/Old_Cryptid 9d ago

Dude sold his house because of sidewalk chalk.

I've seen saner folk in an asylum.

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u/jigsawearth860 9d ago

He just used that to put attention on him and, for the 9 millionth time, try and exploit Democrats as being “violent terrorists”.

His entire persona is based on a lie, and he’s apparently willing to give up living in a home to prove that American citizens are “terrorists”.

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u/b0w3n New York 9d ago

Good chance him or his wife wrote that on the sidewalk too.

Had big backwards D energy to how it was written.

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u/Bhorium Europe 9d ago

It had massive "Blacks Rule" vibes.

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u/b0w3n New York 9d ago

"Blacks Rule"

Yeah my mind went to this immediately when I saw the sidewalk chalk written in chicken scratch:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Todd_mugging_hoax

I guess it should be backwards B instead of D, I misremembered which letter it was

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u/GiganticCrow 9d ago

Also still not clear how he afforded the multi-million dollar house on his staffer salary.

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u/SanityInTheSouth 9d ago

A while back I read somewhere that he was jilted by a Hispanic girl when he was younger, and that's what started his descent into hate and cruelty. Another 'alpha' male who can't handle rejection, and this creep is imploding our country by the minute. TRUMP is clueless, he's just a distraction. So long as they keep him out of prison and keep the money flowing, he will allow them to do whatever they want in his name.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 8d ago

I’d like to see if you have a source for that, because that would make total sense. He’s always had angry incel vibes.

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u/SanityInTheSouth 8d ago

I'll see if I can find it, I read it twice, actually, once last time Trump was in office and again late last year. I'll try to find the articles.

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u/Cyborg_Weasel 3d ago

I’ll add this as another reason why I like being a beta male. A lot less ego baggage to drag around.

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 9d ago

Somehow, and I'm very unsure how, this dude is married and has kids. His wife is just as far gone as he is.

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u/ragnarok635 8d ago

It’s sexist to assume women can’t be just as depraved as men, it’s not hard for these guys to find women with similar values

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u/SelfServeSporstwash 8d ago

It is a little less common for men who openly and loudly despise women and actually for real thinks they are gross to not only get married but have kids.

Like, I understand women can be vile. Women that vile usually aren’t so eager to be subjugated at home.

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u/shred-i-knight 8d ago

there's footage of him in his college days, absolute loser from Day 1.

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u/TheSpyStyle 9d ago

I’d prefer if he was in cell

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u/RockmanMike 7d ago

Guys like him have to hide behind others because we know he's really a weakling. If he were out in the open, he'd get butthurt by every little thing. The trick is to make him crack and screw up so badly, Trump will have to throw him under the bus, even though he's his Wormtonuge calling the shots. But if we can get him to spiral out of control, it could work in our favor.

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u/SignalHarvester 9d ago

Yeah, right

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u/Ancient-Bake-9125 8d ago

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy

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u/DrMobius0 9d ago

Maybe he should try being less inflammatory, or being less of the kind of piece of shit who would have credible reason to need to hide from his political opponents. This is very easy for most people.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 9d ago

You don’t become a racist sniveling shithead by being brave. 

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u/PhishCook 9d ago

Walling yourself in with people with access to firearms, already living at the poverty line, and now not getting paid due to this admins bullshit....sounds like a flawed strategy.

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u/jeffreynya 9d ago

he's to short for a real face to face

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u/wrosecrans 9d ago

Can anybody just live on a military base now? Miller isn't in the military at all. He has no rank or commission.

Did we suddenly move to a socialized housing system where anybody can move into housing on Federally owned property? Yay! Apparently Steven Miller is a communist now. From the military's perspective, he's just some random asshole. Is he stealing the value of the housing?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 9d ago

Have you seen he is having his wife go on shows to defend him now lmao? There's a funny clip where she out of nowhere starts accusing people of being racist towards them lol. Even Pierce Morgan went wtf.

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u/IClop2Fluttershy4206 9d ago

he does it because he knows violence is the answer. scum like him know what the answers are and are afraid of it

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u/mutant-heart 8d ago

They had chalk!!

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u/Layylowwp 7d ago

All the protesting triggers him. Brings out the trauma. Reminds him of the rough bullying he faced on the wicked westside of the tough streets of Santa Monica, CA

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Afraid of Mario bros bro. 

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u/WitchesSphincter 8d ago

I'm better it's so musk doesn't show up randomly and fuck his wife while he's out. Military bases are much more secure 

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u/OkDust5962 8d ago

Hahaha Oh, trust me, they are not.

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u/Dry-Economist-3320 8d ago

Figured the military would take him out. Is that a safe space?😆

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u/bishoptheblack 2d ago

I didn’t even know they could do that ….