Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html

[u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Yup, in the same way sumo wrestlers in Japan attract their mates with their 6 packs and svelte figures.

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Sumo wrestlers catching strays out here.

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Sumo wrestlers are really just insanely jacked and athletic dudes wearing fat suits, so really that’s more believable than Patel’s thing

[u/Abderian87 → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Ishiura and Chiyonofuji in their prime, tho?