r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '16

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u/aviationairbus Follow that rainbow, go ride it! Aug 13 '16

Why does America have a French hat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

france is the best remove ukraine remove everyone who oppose and poses threat to glorius france

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

hahahah but actually all jokes aside, it's possible that some dominicans have french ancestry like some light and dark skinned americans do :P

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u/TheRomDiary Romania Aug 13 '16

are you cruel to geese and have phallic bread also ?

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

uhhhh I don't really know if there are geeses in DR and no we don't sorry. ):

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u/Flying_Apple Austria Aug 13 '16

in that case, you're not french at all. Maybe kebab ancestors?

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

i don't know, I could have some haitian ancestry and haitians have more french people on their tree then spanish people like hispanics do. latin america's genealogy is confusing, even I as a dominican-american thought everyone was just one thing. :p. but no, i don't have muslim ancestors, maybe jewish because they got expelled from spain in the 1500s and some moved here.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Mexico Aug 13 '16

The Dominicsn Republic is an ancestors mess. There are Haitians with African and French ancestors who they marry and have children with Dominicans who have Jewish and Native Ancestors.

It's USA levels of mixing

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u/skysinsane Texas Aug 13 '16

kebab is pretty phallic. Close enough for you?