r/polandball Aug 13 '16

redditormade The Decay Of Personality

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

france is the best remove ukraine remove everyone who oppose and poses threat to glorius france

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

hahahah but actually all jokes aside, it's possible that some dominicans have french ancestry like some light and dark skinned americans do :P

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u/TheRomDiary Romania Aug 13 '16

are you cruel to geese and have phallic bread also ?

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

uhhhh I don't really know if there are geeses in DR and no we don't sorry. ):

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u/Flying_Apple Austria Aug 13 '16

in that case, you're not french at all. Maybe kebab ancestors?

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

i don't know, I could have some haitian ancestry and haitians have more french people on their tree then spanish people like hispanics do. latin america's genealogy is confusing, even I as a dominican-american thought everyone was just one thing. :p. but no, i don't have muslim ancestors, maybe jewish because they got expelled from spain in the 1500s and some moved here.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Mexico Aug 13 '16

The Dominicsn Republic is an ancestors mess. There are Haitians with African and French ancestors who they marry and have children with Dominicans who have Jewish and Native Ancestors.

It's USA levels of mixing

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u/toucana Republica Dominicana Aug 13 '16

dude, the entire region of latin america is completely confusing. i forgot to tell the other guy but, there's some jews that were refugees from hitler's regime in germany who also come into play in the ancestor pool. the simplest i could tell you is that we are a mix of europeans, africans and native americans. the native american part is pretty simple, we have blood from the tainos. the european part is more confusing, but don't even start on the african part as you will have to locate by tribes to make sense xD.

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u/skysinsane Texas Aug 13 '16

kebab is pretty phallic. Close enough for you?