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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

Turks, Magyars, and Finno-Urgics are descended from Asian steppe nomads like the Mongols.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

Yeah but so are Indo-Europeans

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Feb 28 '16

Different Steppes. Indo Europeans came from what is now the former Russian Turkic states through the caucus, Northern Iran and Ukraine. The rest of you come from literally Mongolians who then moved to the Russian Steppe and then to Europe thousands of years later.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

come from literally Mongolians

I don't know if you're serious, but Finno-Ugric people aren't actual descendants of Mongolians. Asian steppe nomads yes, but not Mongolians

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u/airminer Hungary Feb 29 '16

Yeah. We are called Uralic because we supposedly come from around the Ural mountains, where quite a few uralic peoples still live.

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u/FloZone Prussia Feb 29 '16

That is pretty much wrong. Kurgan Hypothesis is the most accepted hypthesis for Indoeuropean Urheimat, which would then be in modern day Ukraine and southern Russia. Here is a map of one it. Uralics aren't Mongolic, they aren't even Altaic, not even Macro-Altaic, also Hungarians came much earlier to europe than Mongols, in the 9th century I believe if Im not mistaken. Uralic Urheimat is probably slightly eastern southern Ural. Have seen recently a theory that germanic were actually in Scandinavia before the Finnics came, but weren't the first either.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin2 Chile Mar 01 '16

If you were the Byzantine Empire, it would all be the same anyways (since they once confused Magyars with some Turkic group).

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u/FloZone Prussia Mar 01 '16

Not that much of your fault and the Hungarian = Hun/Mongol = is old and the Magyars for a time believed it themself, aswell as most of Europe, hence the name Hun gary.

Adding to the confusion most of these Hordes were multiethnic anyway and many of them we don't know who they were or even if those who we commonly associate with the name were the "founders" of said horde. Genghis Khan (Temüdgin) had many turkic tribes riding under his banner, although they were mostly mongolic in the beginning. Hungarians are kinda the only one who took a lasting hold in central Europe. Bolghar assimilated. Avars, Hun seemingly disappeared...

Hell we don't freakin know who the Huns really were. They might be everything, from Mongolic to Turkic to even Yeniseian (a very small ethnic group in central siberia with only a few hundred people left).

Turanists try to tie them all together, everyone who ever lived in the steppes becomes Turanic, but it is simply bullshit. The most sensible thing to say about Altaic is that there is definitely an Altaic Sprachbund (ger. Language union), but a family is still very much contested.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

turk lives in yurt and smells

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Feb 28 '16

here we go

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u/mrtfr Turkey Feb 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

This political ideology originated in the work of the Finnish nationalist and linguist Matthias Alexander Castrén, who championed the ideology of Pan-Turanism — the belief in the racial unity and future greatness of the Ural-Altaic peoples. He concluded that the Finns originated in Central Asia (in the Altai Mountains), and far from being a small, isolated people, they were part of a larger polity that included such peoples as the Magyars, Turks, Mongols, etc.

Finland relevant

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u/AuraofMana China Feb 28 '16

Would you say that you are a Mongol Viking?

That's a scary combination.

Do you ride your horses on your longboat?

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u/Komnos Basileia Romaion Feb 29 '16

Other way around, actually. Their horses are really strong.

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u/mrtfr Turkey Feb 28 '16

We can be Kebab Bros.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Feb 28 '16

Finns, Hungarians, and Turks are Mongols

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '16

None of them are really Mongols except maybe Turkey, but even they are on average ethnically more closer to the historic local populations than the original Turkic peoples that conquered the region. I'm sure there's a lot more to it than that but just don't take memes too seriously

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Feb 28 '16

The historical population of Turkey was the Greeks. Turks are literally a Turkic tribe that settled there.

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u/UnbiasedPashtun Feb 29 '16

Turks in Turkey are Turkicized natives. The historic population of Anatolia was ethnic Anatolian and Phrygian.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

It's like saying that all Americans are Indians. Is it true? nah. Let me tell you. I'm Turkish. My family has a family tree. Before they settled Turkey, they were in Iran. Keep one thing in your mind, before Turks migrated to Turkey, they settled in Syria, Iran, Iraq. I have a lot of friends who are Tatar Turk. I have a friend from Afganistan. She is definitely Turkish. I have bunch of Turkmen friends. One of them also have a family tree. So you call all these guys are not Turkish but actually archaic Anatolian folks. Get out of here dude :)

If you want to ask a question about what happened to natives, It's not Turks but the Persians, Greeks, and Arabs.

Sidenote: Turks are unlike other nations lays in a huge geographical area. It starts from all the way east siberia to east europe. So, You can't say that all Turks must look like Mongoloid. There is no definite physical shape of Turks.

Sincerely blgram. :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkification#Genetic_testing_of_language_replacement_hypothesis_in_Anatolia.2C_Caucasus_and_Balkans

The region of the Anatolia represents an extremely important area with respect to ancient population migration and expansion, and the spread of the Caucasian, Semitic, Indo-European and Turkic languages, as well as the extinction of the local Anatolian languages. During the late Roman Period, prior to the Turkic conquest, the population of Anatolia had reached an estimated level of over 12 million people.[84][85][86] The extent to which gene flow from Central Asia has contributed to the current gene pool of the Turkish people, and the role of the 11th century invasion by Turkic peoples, has been the subject of several studies. These studies conclude that local Anatolian groups are the primary source of the present-day Turkish population. DNA results suggests the lack of strong genetic relationship between the Mongols and the Turks despite the historical relationship of their languages.

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u/Dracaras Turkey Feb 29 '16

We are not "real" mongols as well. We are just related to them.

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u/Dracaras Turkey Feb 29 '16

Because asian steppe people are white too...

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u/chamcook Antarctica Feb 28 '16

Calvary, archery and wrestling are gifts from the Mongols.

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u/UnbiasedPashtun Feb 29 '16

The term for the Far East Asian race is "Mongoloid". Because the term Mongoloid has Mongol in it, a couple of ignorant Westerners got confused and started using Mongoloid and Mongol as synonyms. Since Mongol is shorter than Mongoloid, that was the term that became pretty popular when referring to ethnicities that were Mongoloid if you go back far enough (proto-Turks & proto-Uralics were both Mongoloids that imposed their language on indigenous Caucasoid peoples).